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TrudeauCraft2023

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian Leader, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, decision, Federal Election, future plans, justin trudeau, leadership, Legacy, Liberal party, mp, not running, political career, political news, prime minister, re-election, Retirement, stepping down, TrudeauCraft2023

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

so like, justin trudeau is like, peace out y’all, i’m not gonna be a mp anymore. but like, who cares about that when you can join this minecraft server that is like, the bomb diggity.

we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. if you join, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super secret.

so forget about justin trudeau, come join our server and have the time of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Venom Block AI

AI-designed proteins, antidote, Artificial Intelligence, biotechnology, BLOCK, Breakthrough, Counter, Healthcare, innovation, Lethal, life saving, Medical research, new, pharmaceuticals, protein engineering, Science, snake venom, Snakebite, Technology, toxin neutralization, VENOM, venomous snakes

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN FIGHT LETHAL SNAKES WITH NEW AI-DESIGNED PROTEINS!!! U CAN BE A SNAKE WHISPERER AND TAME THEM AS UR PETS!!! WE HAVE SNAKE PIT PARTIES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!! ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE IN THE SHAPE OF A GIANT SNAKE!!! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SURVIVE THE SNAKE APOCALYPSE!!! #SNAKEQUEEN #PROTEINPOWER #DIAMONDSNAKE

Universe Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1944	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to Universe SMP, a colorful and fun Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of exciting game modes designed to suit the needs of all types of players, whether you are a survivor or a builder.

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together without any barriers. We also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, a Friendly Community, and Custom Plugins to enhance your gaming experience with unique features and enhancements.

Universe SMP is a Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that offers a variety of interesting features for all players, both those who like the challenge of survival and those who like to be creative in building. This server is not only a place to play, but also a means to build new communities and learn new skills.

play.universesmp.xyz:25576

Apex Forge

24/7, ApexForge, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Environment, Exploring, Features, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Memories, Minecraft, new, Play, Safe, Server, Small, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Hey, thanks for checking out ApexForge!

ApexForge is a new, small Minecraft server crafted to provide a safe, fun, and friendly environment for players of all ages. Whether you’re building, exploring, or just hanging out, ApexForge is the perfect place to make friends and create lasting memories. Join us and be part of our growing community!

The server is up 24/7/365, come play any time!

I have a decent portion of the server already set up and play ready, however, I do plan to incorporate more features in the future.

Join us on Discord!

apexforge.org

Quest for Valor 1.21.3

1.21.3, billionaire overlords, Dying Breed, fictional role models, Forgotten, incel, inconsequential, Lazy, man, nobody, not handsome, not pretty, not smart, not strong, Quest, School, study, Valor, Weak, weak-minded, work, world hates me, worse than normie

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of being a normie, a nobody, a weakling in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a hero in a virtual world where your strength, smarts, and looks don’t matter! Fight epic battles, build incredible structures, and be a legend among pixels!

Forget about your billionaire overlords and become a king in our server! No need to study, work, or be inconsequential here – you are the master of your own destiny! Join now and leave behind the world that doesn’t care about you for a world where you are truly exceptional!

Don’t compare yourself to real-life role models, be inspired by the fictional characters you love and become a legend in our server! Embrace your inner hero and leave behind the life of a normie – join us now and be the hero you were always meant to be!

DiaryDramaCraft

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, Diary, DiaryDramaCraft, education, Empathy, Friends, friendship, Mother, parenting, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, School, Support, Teacher, TEENAGE

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
New Chunks Explored:	703113	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Are you tired of teachers snooping around in your child’s personal belongings? Join our Minecraft server where teachers are banned from reading diaries and criticizing your child’s choice of words! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how many rude words they use in their diaries. Plus, we have a special “diary protection” plugin to ensure that your child’s personal thoughts are kept private at all times. So come join us and let your child express themselves freely without fear of teacher interference! Join now and say goodbye to nosy teachers once and for all!

CelebDeath SMP

accident, CelebDeath, celebrity death, Conspiracy, FAMOUS, Grief, HEARTBREAK, iconic, Legacy, legend, Loss, Media, memorial, overdose, Remembrance, smp, sorrow, speculation, SUICIDE, tragic, unexpected, UNTIMELY

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most tragic celebrity deaths recreated in pixel art form! Like, we have a giant Steve Jobs statue made entirely out of diamonds and redstone, and every night it cries tears of lava in memory of his passing. And don’t even get me started on our Michael Jackson roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through his greatest hits before plunging you into a pit of zombie pigmen! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the conspiracy theories about Tupac still being alive and living in the End dimension. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else. Join now before the Illuminati shuts us down!

BoomerSpongebob

aging, animated, Beloved, BoomerSpongebob, cartoon character, Character development, Childhood, emotional connection, Favorite, growing up, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, Nostalgia, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Timeless, wisdom

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of adulting and just want to relive your childhood? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can hang out with all your favorite cartoon characters who have magically come to life! Imagine having deep conversations with SpongeBob about the meaning of life or going on epic adventures with Bugs Bunny. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend Scooby-Doo, he’ll help you sniff out all the hidden treasures on the server. So come join us and let your inner child run wild!

NATOcraft: Invite Ukraine!

alliance building, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, Expansion, foreign policy, international relations, invite, Join, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, Polish president, SECURITY, soviet union, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warsaw Pact

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

so, like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, ya know? the polish president, like, INSISTS that you should join now, like RIGHT NOW. he’s all like, “we gotta invite them to NATO, bro!” so, like, you gotta join this server ASAP before the polish president changes his mind and starts a war or something. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff. it’s, like, totally epic, dude. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever!

CraftyLiverPub – Drink Responsibly & Build Creatively

alcohol consumption, alcohol harms, alcohol related liver disease, alcohol specific causes, BUILD, CraftyLiverPub, creatively, deaths, drink, england, Government, Healthcare, intervention, liver disease, national strategy, policy, Prevention, public awareness, public health, record high, research, responsibly, statistics, trends, uk

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Towns Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so like, this server is like the ultimate escape from reality, man. like, forget all your problems and come join us in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. and don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every night – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions.

plus, we have the best community ever. like, these guys will have your back no matter what, whether you need help building a castle or just someone to chat with while you mine for diamonds. and the best part? we have a secret underground bar where you can chill with your friends and drink virtual beers all night long.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. flying. pigs.