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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4178 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”
anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.
