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Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hovercraft, Izuna, kotori, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Utaha

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	150	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, an Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! And if that’s not enough, we also have the Fury of Set, a Field boss with Light Armor that will test your skills to the max!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council? Who knew balancing books could be so thrilling? And don’t forget about our Christmas Livestream where we’ll be giving away virtual gifts that will make Santa jealous!

Join now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP like never before. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this craziness and more? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Communication, friendship, funny, gross, Hole, humor, internet culture, JOKE, Lickers, licking, meme, Minecraft, Misconception, normies, Poop, poop holes, Server, shock value, social norms, taboo, Trust, urban legend

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

ai, appreciation, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Copilot, Development, Gratitude, innovation, microsoft, Minecraft, programming, programming tools, smp, software, Software Development, Support, teamwork, Tech, Technology, thank you, Tools

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, NetLinkUp MC, OWNER, personal account, Server, server description

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ores Mined:	8511
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.netlinkup.ru

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden motives, Intriguing, investigation, lina, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Crops Grown:	9755	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Animals Bred:	75
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

TheOasis MC

Adventure, BUILD, Economy, GREATNESS, job system, legend, Minecraft, Oasis, TheOasis MC, Towny, Trade

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

play.oasismc.net

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

adult actress, adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, adult film actress, adult film star, adult industry, arousal, Climax, ejaculation, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, Ice, ice spice, Minecraft, pornography, Server, sexual arousal, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, sexual stimulation, Spice, taboo

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	4305	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Psyanon, Rehabilitation, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup, Velastor Edition

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Emeralds Found:	6989
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.

Last Month Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, Beautiful, China, cry, culture, DISCOVER, experiences, Explore, Food, last month, love it, Memories, Minecraft, Month, Nature, realize, reflections, Server, SightSeeing, travel, visit taiwan, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼🔥🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness