TND Review Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mines Excavated:	1776
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CompliSults Minecraft Server

ambiguous compliment, backhanded compliment, Compliment, CompliSults, confusing compliment, contradictory compliment, deceptive compliment, disguised insult, double meaning, fake compliment, fake praise, hidden meaning, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, insincere praise, insult, ironic praise, Minecraft, passive aggressive, sarcasm, Server, twisted compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

amusing, amusing facts, cheerful, CraftyFacts, delightful, Edition, facts, Fascinating, Feel-Good, Fun, Happy, happy facts, Heartwarming, INTERESTING, interesting facts, joy, joyous facts, Laughter, light-hearted, Positive, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	93	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4518
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchantments Applied:	178	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Emeralds Found:	3124
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1853
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Buildings Constructed:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Farms Harvested:	712	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4471
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

66388973, adult content, ANONYMOUS, Buying, Community, discussion, Edition, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, forum, ftt, Intimacy, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, Server, sharing

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Animals Bred:	95
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Buildings Constructed:	27
Divine Spears Created:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉