Tlou MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

CraftyCreeperz, Beloved, CEO, uncharted 2, okay

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

shills, Gunplay, DLC CONTENT, DROPS, hit harder

Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

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Mystic Rifts 1.20.2

Invasive, Choking, unwanted, gagging, Rifts

OMG, join this Minecraft server and you won’t feel like there’s a dick in your throat anymore!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you to explore.

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and weird players who will make you question reality in the best way possible.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to throat dicks forever!

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SisterCraft Minecraft Server

family dynamics, compromise, personal boundaries, parental expectations, college preparations

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! 🤣🌟

😂 Picture this: You’re the youngest in your family and feeling like you’re not getting enough attention. But fear not, on our server, YOU are the star of the show! No more feeling overshadowed by your brother or anyone else – it’s all about YOU, baby! 😂

🚀 And get this – when your annoying sister and niece come to visit, you can just opt out of activities and hang out with your friends instead! Who needs family time when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your pals? 🚀

🤪 Plus, our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about your family troubles. College out of state? Pfft, who needs it when you have a virtual world to escape to! 🤪

Join now for a crazy, hilarious, and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😉🎮

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HoneymoonHijinks

compromise, Understanding, HoneymoonHijinks, Marriage, personal space

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your in-laws crashing your honeymoon? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Imagine building a fortress to keep out your in-laws while they try to invade your virtual honeymoon. Will they bring gifts or just try to steal your diamonds? Only on our server will you find out!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join us for a honeymoon like no other, where you can escape reality and build your dream world without any unwanted guests. Trust us, this server is the perfect getaway from all the chaos.

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CelebCraft: Reddit Lurkers

CelebCraft, anonymity online, undercover, famous people, gossip

Do you ever wonder which A-listers are secretly scrolling through Reddit, trying to blend in with us mere mortals? Well, on our Minecraft server, you might just stumble upon Justin Bieber building a pixelated mansion or Taylor Swift taming virtual wolves. Who knows, maybe even Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is mining for diamonds in disguise! Join our server for the chance to rub elbows with the rich and famous in the most unexpected of places. You never know who you might run into while crafting your next masterpiece!

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TransatlanticTensionCraft

geopolitical tensions, high level, united states, international diplomacy, summit cancellation

So, like, this server is so lit that even world leaders are like, “Nah, we gotta cancel our meetings to play on this server.” It’s like, the ultimate place to be, man. Like, imagine being so cool that even politicians are ditching their responsibilities to join in on the fun. You gotta join this server, bro. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up negotiating peace treaties with other players or something. It’s wild, man. Just hop on and see for yourself. Peace out, dudes.

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Platelet Blocker | Gut Microbe Power | Thrombosis Tamer

cardiovascular health, fasting effects, cardiovascular events, power, tamer

come join our epic minecraft server where we do intermittent fasting to inhibit platelet activation and reduce thrombosis risk! our players are so healthy, they produce indole-3-propionic acid (IPA) like crazy, which suppresses platelet activation and keeps them safe from heart attacks and strokes! who needs armor when you have gut microbiota on your side? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “what in the world did i just read?”

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Everburn – Earth SMP

tags, Slimefun, PvP, EMOJIS, earth smp

Everburn – Earth SMP IP: mc.everburn.gg Bedrock Port: 19132

Website: everburn.gg Discord: everburn.gg/discord

What We Offer: •Earth World •Towny •Player-Driven Economy •Art Maps & Events •Custom Enchants •Slimefun •Dungeons •Jobs & Skills •Custom Skins & Cosmetics •Factories •Emojis & Tags •Live Map •Levels & Ranks

Join and start your journey today! Server is family friendly & community driven.

mc.everburn.gg

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Pebbles of Serenity 1.20.5

feel bad, Gaming, Pastime, mindfulness, not for everyone

Yo, bro, listen up! If you’re tired of boring old card games and want to dive into a world of blocky madness, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We’ve got pigs that fly, chickens that shoot lasers, and cows that drop diamonds instead of milk!

Not to mention, our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new level of wackiness in the world of Minecraft!

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