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Trump’s Block Party Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, 45 Office, again.., Austin TX, Believers and Ballots Faith Town Hall, BLOCK, Donald J Trump, Donald J Trump Presidential Library, Duluth GA, God Bless the USA, Joe Rogan Experience, Las Vegas NV, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Party, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, President Trump Office, press conference, ptg, Rumble, Server, team trump, Tempe AZ, THE STATE OF THIS BROWN EDITION, trump archive, Trump pastebin, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, Turning Point Rally, we will win, White House 45

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the best wall and make Minecraft great again!

With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

>Alright time to finally play an ARPG… Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, ARPG, Boss Battles, Character customization, Combat, dungeon crawling, Epic, equipment upgrades, Exploration, FANTASY, Finally, gameplay, gtalright, Hack and Slash, high intensity, leveling up, Loot, Loot drops, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Questing, role playing, Skill Tree, smp, Time

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>Yo, forget about that boring ARPG, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real action is at!>We’ve got creepers that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and don’t even get me started on the talking cows!>But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying llamas!>So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Sleepland Minecraft server

1.21, 1.7, banner, Bed wars, bedrock, building, Community, don’t destroy anything, Fun, image, java, Lazy, limited players, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, rules, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Sleepland, Survival

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Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players

For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21

Rules:

1 Don’t destroy anything

2 You don’t have to follow the rules

mc-sl.ru:51073

Crafty Fates Minecraft Server

Coin Calculator, Crafty, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order NA, fates, FGO JP, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, Summoning Info

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon girl’s water margin? Well, look no further! Join our server for a Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle sea monsters and ride on the back of Nautilus to victory!

But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!

BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

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Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

AuraForge

Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft SMP Custom Enchants Economy Custom Skills Leveling System Land Claims Halloween Event Spooky Rewards Discounts Activities Mob Server Online Multiplayer Survival Adventure Community, PvE, PvP, Survival

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**Join Our New SMP!**

**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!

play.auraforge.net

MineZones

Community, custom content, custom GUIs, Custom menus, custom models, Custom Textured Items, Discord, discord server, Gamemodes, LifeSteal, Minecraft, minecraft server, MineZones, multiplayer, networking, online gaming, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, zero lag

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MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal

Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.

Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!

Discord: discord.gg/minezones

play.minezones.org:40000

No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server

ABSTINENCE, Celibacy, desire, emotional connection, fulfillment, Human Connection, Intimacy, longing, Minecraft, NoWomanSex, personal growth, Prostitutes, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-control, Server, sex, sexual desire, sexual experience, temptation

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Are you tired of not getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of excitement and pleasure. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life dry spell. Who needs women when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, you won’t miss it at all! Join now for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games

bloodborne, bonfire, Challenges, Character planners, Community, DANK, dark souls, demons souls, discussion, dsg, elden ring, FAQ, FromSoftware, gameplay, games, general, King’s Field, Lore, Minecraft, online tips, Resources, sekiro, smp, Souls, Souls Games, strategy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there! Join us if you dare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Dragon Ball Useless Minecraft Server

Android 18, Anime, Ball, BULMA, Cell, Chi-Chi, dragon ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Gohan, goku, Krillin, Majin buu, Master Roshi, Minecraft, Mr. Satan, Piccolo, Server, Tiền, useless, useless character, Vegeta, Yamcha

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you can handle!

Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2036
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Towns Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchantments Applied:	90	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	1201	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Expert tkm magazine Minecraft Servers

>Alright time to finally play an ARPG… Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Sleepland Minecraft server

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Crafty Fates Minecraft Server

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BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

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AuraForge

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MineZones

Stats November 22, 2024

No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games

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Dragon Ball Useless Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	225
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	242
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	3168	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Divine Spears Created:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Towns Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8