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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1065 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 5947 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Join us for a rollercoaster ride of fun and mayhem, just like the time my pet chicken learned how to ride a minecart and took over the entire server.
We promise an experience more thrilling than trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword. And hey, at least on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting on the wrong bus like poor little Timmy here.
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, because you never know what kind of shenanigans will go down on our server.