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LesbianCraft SMP: Building Bridges, One Block at a Time

ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, BLOCK, Block Merging, Bridges, building, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, hdg, LesbianCraft, lesbians, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, smp, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Time, Trash, VT, vtai, Wiki

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to Lesbians Edition, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Last time on /degen/: we had a wild adventure with our fellow players, from building epic structures to trolling each other with pranks. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that went down in the Controlnet – you have to see it to believe it!

But why should you join Lesbians Edition, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a New User Guide that will have you up and running in no time. Plus, our ComfyUI is so comfy, it’ll make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud. And let’s not forget about the Block Merging feature – it’s like Tetris on steroids!

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of links. From Civitai to Huggingface, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our OP Pasta – it’s a pasta lover’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lesbians Edition today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance. See you in the game!

Momma’s Munchies – HungryCraft

AITAH, Birthday, Boundaries, Cake, Cheesecake, Communication, cupcakes, expired food, family, Food, Frustration, HungryCraft, Listening, mom, mommas, MONEY, Munchies, not eating, Preferences, retail job, Understanding, Waste

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not getting the birthday treat you actually want! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forced to eat cake again. Our virtual Cheesecake Factory offers free cheesecake slices for all players, because we believe in celebrating birthdays the right way.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can build your own virtual refrigerator filled with fresh, non-expired food. No more dealing with moldy leftovers or expired snacks, we only serve the best for our players. And if you ever find yourself in need of a meal, just ask your fellow gamers for some virtual food to cook up a feast.

So come on over to our server and leave the cake drama behind. We promise you won’t be the asshole in this situation, because here, we listen to our players’ preferences and make sure they have a great time. Join us now and let’s celebrate birthdays the cheesecake way!

PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Crowd, dislike, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, fear, Insecurity, judgement, Manners, Nervous, normal thing, Performance, personal space, Phobia, Public, PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP, scrutiny, self-conscious, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ores Mined:	9045	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of having to pretend to enjoy small talk with strangers while waiting in line at the grocery store? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own grocery store and never have to deal with annoying customers again! Join us for a chance to escape the mundanity of real life and live out your wildest shopping fantasies in the safety of your own virtual world. Who needs small talk when you can just trade emeralds for carrots with your fellow players? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward public encounters forever!

NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, emotional intelligence, Expectations, Honesty, NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft, personal growth, red flags, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Respect, self-care, toxic behaviors, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is a dating paradise where you can build your love life block by block.

Join us if you’re tired of getting ghosted by Endermen or dealing with skeletons in the closet. Our community is full of players looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond ring (or sword, we don’t judge).

We have a strict ‘no-no’ policy when it comes to dating on our server. No griefing hearts, no stealing kisses, and definitely no cheating with villagers. We believe in building relationships on a solid foundation of trust, respect, and plenty of redstone contraptions.

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a pig and a sheep. Love is in the air, along with the smell of burning Nether portals.

ZelenskysF16Fun Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, ARMS, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Delivery, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, News, Politics, SECURITY, Server, shipment, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War, ZelenskysF16Fun

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have f-16 fighter jets flying around like crazy! volodymyr zelensky himself confirmed it, so you know it’s legit.

imagine building your blocky house while dodging fighter jets zooming overhead. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft!

join now for the most intense and insane minecraft experience ever. who needs dragons when you have fighter jets, amirite?

MaduroCraft: Election Edition

collected, controversy, Democracy, Disputed, Edition, election, electoral fraud, Government, international community, Latin America, lost election, Maduro, MaduroCraft, opposition, Political, power struggle, Results, Show, socialist regime, south america, tallies, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so, like, u know how Maduro was all like “i’m gonna win this election, no problem”? well turns out, the opposition was all like “nah bro, we got the receipts” and now they’re saying he actually lost. can u imagine the drama? come join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of real life politics. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come join us and have a laugh at the chaos of it all.

RedeFireX

1.16.5, Adventure, Bases, Brasil, Brazil, Brazilian, Clan, Clans, Community, Fun, Gaming, Kits, Melhorservidor, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP, RedefireX, Server, Sobrevivenciapvp, Survival, Survivalpvp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Best survival server in Brazil!!Come and meet RedeFireX for 1.16.5count on parku system, clan, missions, bases, pvp and much more!!Enter and access the ip RedeFireX.mineserv.com

eua1.xmxcloud.net:26026

Divergent SMP: For 16+ aged players who can’t handle too much spice (Semi-Vanilla Server 1.20)

aged, application, Community, content creators, Creators, divergent, Events, Fun experience, Great, handle, java, Join, new, part, Play, Players, rules, season 6, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Spice, Time, Variety, Whitelist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Divergent SMP Overview

Server Type	Community-based Java server
Features	Regular events, variety of content creators, whitelisted
Season	Season 6 (new)
Application	Required
Join Now	Check out the rules and apply!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join Divergent SMP, you need to fill out an application and be approved by the community.

What rules should I be aware of?

Make sure to read and follow all the rules provided by the server admins to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

When are the events hosted?

The community regularly hosts events, so make sure to stay updated on the schedule through the server’s official channels.

Can I play with content creators?

Divergent SMP has a variety of content creators who play on the server, giving you the opportunity to interact and collaborate with them.

Is the server regularly updated?

The server admins strive to keep the server updated with the latest features and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

NerveCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, AUTHORITY, bancho, challenge, Confrontation, delinquent, Disrespect, high school, Identity, intimidation, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, nerve, NerveCraft, ORA ORA, Respect, Server, showing respect, tough guy, walking past, Yasukuni High, Yasukuni shrine

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Votes:	8686
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	90
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Hey there, you puny Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the ultimate bancho of Yasukuni High! That’s right, you better show some respect or else you’ll feel the wrath of our bancho!

Join our server for the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Our bancho will personally guide you through epic quests and battles, making sure you never have a dull moment. And don’t even think about griefing or else you’ll have to answer to the bancho himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when you see the bancho coming your way, you better bow down or face the consequences!

Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.