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Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	5387
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3695	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7472	Star Shards Collected:	259
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

BlockBusterJoy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	534	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	170	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	9336
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Votes:	6593

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

mc.necomc.com

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1901	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

DoggoElevatorDrama

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ores Mined:	9156

Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?