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McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Runes Activated:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

animal, AnimalShapeshift, Creature, dream, dream animal, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, mystical, Mythical, mythical creature, Nature, power, shape shifter, smp, spirit animal, Supernatural, transform, transformation, Wild, wish fulfillment

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Votes:	973	Animals Bred:	33
Villages Defended:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!

UkraineCraft: From Underdog to Overlord

annexation, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, historical context, international relations, Invasion, land control, military aggression, military strategy, Overlord, political turmoil, power dynamics, regional influence, russia, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Underdog, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate battle between Ukraine and Russia…in blocks! Join us as we reenact the epic showdown that led to Ukraine invading Russia and taking over their land. Will you fight for Mother Russia or join forces with Ukraine in this wacky alternate universe? Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories in the most absurd way possible. Who knew a game about blocks could lead to such a wild geopolitical simulation? Join now and witness the chaos unfold in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, government statements, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelenskiy

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

come join our minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region!!! zelenskiy is leading the charge and we need all the players we can get to help us conquer this virtual land!!! fight alongside zelenskiy and show russia who’s boss in this epic battle for dominance!!! join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for being part of the most epic minecraft server takeover ever!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now!!!

UkraineCraft: No Storm Shadow Bans!

arms control, Ban, Bans, boris johnson, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, government intervention., international relations, lifting ban, military strike, missile banlift., missile technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, Shadow, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.

ProteinPowerMC

#workout, Blood levels, desire to stay active, Exercise, exercise motivation, FITNESS, health, metabolic health, muscle function, muscle health, Muscle Proteins, obese patients, obesity, obesity research., obesity treatment, physical activity, protein activation, protein levels, ProteinPowerMC, sedentary lifestyle, weight management

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, buildin’ your dream castle and stuff, and suddenly BAM! You’re hit with the urge to run around like a maniac! Turns out, this server has some magical powers that make you wanna stay active and fit, just like those buff muscle proteins in the study!

But get this, if you’re on the chubbier side, don’t worry, this server’s got your back! It’s like a fitness coach in pixel form, pushin’ you to be the best version of yourself! So come join us and get swole while block-buildin’, because why not, right? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll unlock some secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to flex those virtual muscles, baby!