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BabyBlockerCraft

AITAH, baby bump, BabyBlockerCraft, Born, distant cousin, due date, family dynamics, fetal abnormalities, GRIEVING, healing, medical reasons, mental health, moving on, panic attack, refusing to see a baby, Sadness, Support, Termination, uncontrollable jealousy, Understanding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of avoiding babies at family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the baby bump madness and focus on building your virtual world instead.

We understand the pain of seeing someone else’s baby when you’ve experienced loss. Our community is here to support you and provide a safe space where you can heal at your own pace. Plus, we have virtual urns for all your virtual baby memories (just kidding, that would be weird).

So come join us and let your creativity flow as you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness. And remember, on our server, babies are strictly pixelated!

PixelPlayground

90s, Advanced, Arcade, childhood memories, classic, console, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, graphics, Immersive, Impressive.., Nostalgia, PC, PixelPlayground, pixels, Retro, Technology, video games, virtual reality, visual effects

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Remember when you used to think Minecraft was the pinnacle of graphic design? Well, prepare to have your mind blown all over again on our server! Our pixelated landscapes are so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the virtual grass. Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate nostalgia trip and relive the glory days of blocky graphics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of elite Minecraft ninjas who will banish any griefers or trolls to the Nether realm. So rest easy knowing that your creations are safe from harm and your gaming experience is troll-free.

So come on down to our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who needs fancy graphics when you have Diamond Pigs and Minecraft ninjas? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, ground operation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavoc, international relations, intervention, Israel, july, Launch, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political turmoil, Potential, Regional, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant chickens. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods and gain super powers like the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands and turn into a dragon.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the craziest server ever!

CraftyCovidSummer

building, community transmission, Covid wave, CraftyCovidSummer, delta variant, healthcare system, healthcare workers, hospital admissions, ICU capacity, Infectious Disease, mask mandate, outbreak management, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, Rise, social distancing, Summer, Testing, vaccination, virus spread

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN levels! forget about the summer covid wave, we got hospital admissions to the land of BLOCKS and CREEPERS! build your own hospital and treat all the sick villagers with magical potions and enchanted golden apples! who needs real life when you can escape to our pixelated paradise? join now and let the good times ROLL!

TimeTravelGoneWrong!

Alternate Realities, Alternate universes, consequences, Disappearance, Existential, hypothetical, Multiverse, Mystery, Paradox, quantum physics, science fiction, speculation, speculative fiction, Temporal, temporal anomalies, theories, time manipulation, time travel, TimeTravelGoneWrong, unexplained phenomena, Vanishing

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yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where time travelers be poppin in and out like nobody’s business! we got time portals, alternate universes, and a whole lotta chaos goin on!

imagine you buildin your sick castle and suddenly a time traveler pops in and starts messin with your stuff. it’s like a prank war but with time travel!

and don’t even get me started on the alternate universes. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly find yourself in a universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly. it’s a wild ride, my dudes.

so come join us on this wacky adventure where time travelers disappear and the only rule is there are no rules! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

SewageCraft: PhillyNYBoston

Boston, city infrastructure, climate change, climate crisis, coastal cities, coastal flooding, combined sewer systems, environmental impact, flooding risk, Floods, Infrastructure, new york, Older coastal US cities, Philadelphia, PhillyNYBoston, public health crisis, Sea Level Rise, Sewage, SewageCraft, Urban planning, wastewater management, water pollution

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join our epic minecraft server and save philly, nyc and boston from being flooded with poop water! we need brave gamers to build massive sewage treatment plants and stop the impending doo-doo disaster. can you imagine fighting off hordes of zombie poop monsters? well, on our server, anything is possible! plus, you’ll get to ride giant poop-filled waves on your trusty poop surfboard. so come on, join us and be a hero in the battle against the stinky sea!

The Nitrogen Network: Where Creeper Explosions are Just Nitrogen Pops and Not Your Fault!

Active Staff, bedrock, build a town, Cosmetics, Creative, creeper, Custom Features, endless freedom, Events, explosions, Fault, form groups, friendly community, friendly-atmosphere, Growing Community, Mini Games, multiplayer, Network, nitrogen, pops, QOL changes, Realms, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, wage wars

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Server Name	Nitrogen Network
Community	Friendly and welcoming
Features	Custom features, freedom for players
Activities	Form groups, wage wars, build towns, live peacefully
Joining Information	Add ‘NitrogenSMP’ as a friend or join at play.nitrogen.zone
Discord	discord.gg/cUCuPtsaDP

FAQs

How do I join the server?: You can add ‘NitrogenSMP’ as a friend or join directly at play.nitrogen.zone.
What kind of community does the server have?: We have a friendly and welcoming community that is always growing.
Are there any rules on the server?: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.
Can I suggest new features for the server?: Absolutely! We encourage players to make suggestions for features, QOL changes, cosmetics, and more.
How can I get involved in activities on the server?: You can form groups, wage wars, build towns, or live peacefully in the middle of nowhere. The possibilities are endless!

WestFall Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, cultural decline, double standards, ethical boundaries, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Infidelity, Minecraft, Misogyny, modern society, moral decay, relationships, Server, social commentary, societal criticism, societal expectations, societal norms, societal taboos, traditional values, western culture, western women, Westfall

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of society? Look no further than our server! The west may have fallen, but our server is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. Join us as we explore the depths of insanity and uncover the truth behind why western women are like this. From scandalous affairs with man’s best friend to questionable relationships with offspring, our server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your existence all at the same time. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get crazy.

PupCraft Minecraft Server

Archive, Canine heritage, Canine records, dog, Dog ancestry, Dog archive, Dog breed information, Dog data, Dog documentation, Dog genealogy, Dog historical records, Dog history, Dog information, Dog library, Dog lineage, Dog museum, Dog preservation, Dog records, Dog research, Historical dog data, Long tail tags: Pet history, Minecraft, PupCraft, Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Dog Archive! Why should you join? Because we have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can pit your Minecraft pets against each other for glory and prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Dog King, a giant canine ruler who demands tribute in the form of bones and treats. If you can appease him, he may grant you special powers to use in the game.

And if that’s not enough, we also have a rare breed of flying dogs that you can ride around the server, soaring through the skies like a majestic pooch. So what are you waiting for? Join Dog Archive today and unleash the doggy madness!

DadCraft: NoGiftsNoProblem

acknowledgement, celebration, Communication, Conflict, DadCraft, Disappointment, Expectations, Family Reunion, Father’s Day, feelings, Forgotten, Gratitude, Kids, NoGiftsNoProblem, overreacting, quality time, special weekend, stress, travel, Wife

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a forgotten father on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to vent about your unappreciative family while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We understand the pain of being overshadowed by Mother’s Day celebrations and family reunions. That’s why our server is the perfect place to escape and let out your frustrations in a healthy and creative way. Build a giant “Happy Father’s Day” sign or create a secret lair where you can hide from your family’s neglect.

Don’t let your family’s lack of acknowledgment ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and find solace in the company of fellow forgotten fathers. Who needs a fancy meal or spa day when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Let’s turn those Father’s Day blues into building blocks of fun and adventure!

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	787570
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Potions Brewed:	63	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Farms Harvested:	403	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24

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BabyBlockerCraft

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PixelPlayground

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HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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TimeTravelGoneWrong!

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SewageCraft: PhillyNYBoston

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The Nitrogen Network: Where Creeper Explosions are Just Nitrogen Pops and Not Your Fault!

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PupCraft Minecraft Server

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DadCraft: NoGiftsNoProblem

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Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1014	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
New Chunks Explored:	707497	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Animals Bred:	167	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Emeralds Found:	2427
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3