Tired MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafting Insomniacs

insomnia, sleep deprivation, Crafting, sleepless nights, insomniacs

Hey there, fellow night owl! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your sleep schedule, then look no further! Our server is like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the bartenders.

Join us for epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (just kidding, we can’t actually do that…or can we?). Our community is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun.

So why are you still awake at this hour? Because you’re about to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!

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TrainStationTrouble Minecraft Server

apartment living, leaning on me, sleeping in, self-care, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of waking up on time? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who have trouble keeping a schedule, just like the fiancée in this wild story.

Join us and experience the thrill of missing the bus at 7:30am, only to be saved by your partner who just finished a third 12-hour night shift in a row. The drama of deciding whether or not to give a ride to the train station will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding excitement of receiving a text from your partner, expressing their disappointment in your decision. Will you be able to handle the guilt of not giving them a ride and enjoy your extra 30 minutes of sleep?

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaotic world of missed alarms, late buses, and relationship drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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CraftyCook Minecraft Server

takeout, Dinner, instant noodles, Quick, CraftyCook

Hey gamers, are you tired of cooking IRL and just want to chill and play some Minecraft? Join our server where the only thing you have to worry about is what block to place next! Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of surviving on virtual food alone. We have a secret recipe for a virtual feast that will leave you full and satisfied without lifting a finger. So come join us and let’s feast like kings in the world of blocks and pixels!

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BabyCraftin’ or BirthBlockade

gym, Hospital, sibling, Understanding, Schedule

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunications lead to epic battles and baby visits are a matter of life and death! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, excitement, and maybe even a few germs along the way.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your sibling goes into labor and expects you to drop everything and visit the hospital in record time. Will you make it in time to see the baby, or will you be too busy fighting off creepers and zombies? The choice is yours!

But beware, because on this server, expectations run high and miscommunications can lead to brutal repercussions. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the wrath of your relatives?

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every visit to the hospital is a high-stakes mission and every conversation is filled with hidden meanings. Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you on this server? Only one way to find out – join now!

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ComicRevival Minecraft Server

American company, FAGGOT, Industry, Mechacomic, Publishing

Are you tired of the comic industry being taken over by big corporations? Want to join a Minecraft server where we fight back against the faggot bullshit being shoved down our throats? Well, look no further! Our server is dedicated to reviving the comic medium and creating our own monopolies. We won’t let Black Stone take over the world of manga and anime – join us in our quest for justice and creativity! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. Join now and help us save the world of comics from corruption!

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NoLooNoFlyCraft

midnight, gas station, NoLooNoFlyCraft, washroom, friendship

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ditch you like a bad friend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, even at 3 in the morning when you need a pick-me-up. We won’t leave you hanging like that guy who wouldn’t let you use his bathroom. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few bathroom breaks along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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NoRestForSAHH Minecraft Server

second job, Cooking, household chores, Communication, daycare

Are you tired of coming home to a lazy husband who just sleeps all day and plays video games while you work your butt off? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures where you can escape the real world and live in a world where your husband actually does something productive.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and tasks that will make you forget all about your lazy partner at home. Build your dream house, conquer epic quests, and show your husband what it really means to put in some effort. Who needs a lazy spouse when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe your husband will even get inspired to start helping out around the house after seeing how much fun you’re having without him. It’s time to take charge of your own happiness and leave the lazy bums behind!

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RedditRageCraft

cliched, hackneyed, Tiresome, stale, platitudinous

Are you tired of hearing the same old Reddit comments over and over again? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict ban on all overused Reddit comments! That’s right, no more “Username checks out” or “Thanks for the gold, kind stranger” allowed here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden in his lair. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Reddit comments and hello to epic adventures and diamond wishes!

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SleepyCraft

Help, romance, long distance, late night, bedtime

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a late-night phone sex call? Look no further, because our server is here to keep you wide awake and entertained all night long! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to wrap up your phone sex calls before logging on – we don’t want any interruptions to our epic gameplay sessions!

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PreggoCraft Subways

long shift, commuting, tired, internal medicine resident, medical resident

Are you tired of dealing with entitled pregnant ladies on public transportation? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual subway system and never have to give up your seat to anyone, pregnant or not!

Our server is perfect for exhausted medical residents who need a break from the real world. You can create your own hospital and treat virtual patients without worrying about judgmental roommates calling you out for being an AH.

Join us for a dose of virtual reality where you can finally get the rest you deserve without any pregnant lady drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with subway etiquette!

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