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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of being a small fish in a big pond? Do you crave a Minecraft server where you can truly stand out and be the ultimate player? Look no further than our server, where we have more players than World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XIV, Elder Scrolls Online, Old School RuneScape, and Eve Online combined! Join us and become a legend among legends. Who needs WoW when you can dominate in our crazy world of blocky adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic. Join now and let the madness begin!

Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

Anime girl, best tits, chloe, Community, cute, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, Idol, internet celebrity, japanese, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, smp, streaming, talent, talent agency, tits, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child safety, children, Communication, family dynamics, fear, forgiveness, FRIENDSHIPS, helicopter parenting, kindergarten, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, Personal experiences, Server, sleepovers, SleepoverSquad, socialization, strangers, Trauma, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

WeddingWoopsieMC

communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial expectations, financial support, generational differences, wedding budget, wedding contributions, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding misunderstandings, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding promises, WeddingWoopsieMC

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Star Shards Collected:	267
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crops Grown:	4797	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

ARTISTRY, body art, body modification, creativity, design, dream tattoo, fantasy tattoo, Individuality, ink, InkMaster420, inspiration, Meaningful, Minecraft, Permanent, personal expression, Self-expression, skin, smp, symbol, tattoo, Tattoo Ideas, Unique, wish list

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crops Grown:	6404
Potions Brewed:	161	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

AIphobiaCraft

advancement, AIphobiaCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, concerns, control, Ethics, fear, Future, human interaction, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, progress, robotics, Robots, science fiction, skepticism, society, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

#sustainability, 3rd, Astronomy, climate change, Development, Earth, environmental concerns, Global Issues, human impact, INEQUALITY, natural disasters, planet, Pollution, population growth, POVERTY, Resources, Server, solar system, Space, Sun, Suns, third world countries, third world problems, wheel

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Farms Harvested:	710

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!