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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1965 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 157 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 154 |
Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Votes: | 5808 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
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