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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 453 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5132 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never share your seat with women because they had sex with other men, not you! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous stories.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind server.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of dancing polar bears. Will you be brave enough to face their funky moves and claim the loot for yourself?
So come on and join us on this zany Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to not share your seat with women)! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
