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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7774 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?