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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8148 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 135 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and that creeper sneaking up behind you.
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your family look like the Brady Bunch. With insane stories like players building giant statues of Kamala Harris and Chinese dragons to show their support for diversity and inclusion, you’ll never know what to expect next.
Join now and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the chat. Who knows, you might even run into a player who claims to be 2% “n word” and 98% “c-slur” – just make sure to keep it lighthearted and fun, like a game of Minecraft should be.
