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TFMC: The Forbidden Minecraft Cult – Where Roleplay is serious business! Apply with a blood sacrifice for version 1.20.2!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

TFMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience
Custom dungeons for exploration
Forge your path as different professions
Over 60 Magic Spells and legendary MMO Items
Player-Based Economy and dynamic world events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is TFMC Realm?	TFMC offers a unique Minecraft Roleplay experience where players can choose different professions and engage in various adventures within the realm.
How can I join TFMC?	You can join TFMC by visiting our Discord server at discord.gg/tfmc and following the instructions there.
Are there any custom features on TFMC?	Yes, TFMC offers custom dungeons, over 60 Magic Spells, legendary MMO Items, and a Player-Based Economy to enhance the gameplay experience.
Can I create alliances with other players on TFMC?	Absolutely! TFMC encourages players to forge friendships, alliances, and rivalries as they collectively shape the realm’s destiny.

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	533
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the media into hating China? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all things Chinese! Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with pandas, dragons, and delicious dumplings.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, China is actually ruled by a secret society of ninja pandas who fight against evil capitalist overlords? It’s true! Join us and help the pandas defeat the evil capitalists by building epic structures and battling fierce mobs.

So why wait? Join our server today and discover the true magic of China, where communism and capitalism collide in a whirlwind of adventure and intrigue. Plus, we have free dumplings for all new players!

LicenseToMine Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Animals Bred:	86
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Potions Brewed:	137
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of your hard work being stolen and not getting the credit you deserve? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your name not being plastered all over the server. Even if someone forks your project and turns it into a giant toilet, your name will still be front and center! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who are obsessed with giving credit where credit is due. So come join us and bask in the glory of having your name immortalized in the annals of Minecraft history!

ReverseParkAdvantage – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Backing into a parking space in our SMP gives you a special power-up that allows you to fly like a majestic eagle through the skies of Minecraft. Who needs elytra when you can just park your virtual car like a boss?

2. Rumor has it that if you back into a parking space three times in a row, a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers will open up. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that party!

3. Our SMP is home to the legendary Parking Lot of Doom, where only the bravest and most skilled players dare to park their virtual cars. Can you navigate through the treacherous obstacles and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of backing into a parking space like never before!

Ad-FreeCraft: Back in the Day!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Void Gems Collected:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Remember when creepers didn’t blow up your house in Minecraft? What else did we take for granted back then? Well, on our server, we guarantee that creepers will only give you hugs and flowers instead of exploding. Plus, our diamond ore is actually made of real diamonds – so you can become a Minecraft millionaire in no time! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MCSnips2: Modding Our Way Through Minecraft 1.18.2!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	827
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 Overview:

🚨 **Attention, Inmates! Your Shot at Freedom Starts Now!** 🚨

Messed up? Don’t worry—you’ve got one last chance to set things right. Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 is offering a golden opportunity to commute your sentence. All you have to do is dive into a dimension that looks familiar but holds some seriously weird secrets, and find that precious Warp Stone. Think you’ve got what it takes?

🌟 **Your Mission: Freedom Is Just a Quest Away**:

🏡 **Builder’s Dream**: Use **MrCrayfish’s Furniture, Roofs, Windows, and Doors** to create the perfect hideout. If you’re going to be stuck here, you might as well live in style.
🌳 **Dynamic Trees with Pam’s Fruits**: Wander through ever-changing forests where the trees grow, evolve, and drop all kinds of tasty treats. Nature’s on your side—don’t mess it up.
🚂 **Create**: Build insane contraptions and mechanical wonders. Whether it’s trains or automated factories, if you can dream it, you can build it.
🛒 **CustomNPCs**: The Spawn Town market is open. Trade, barter, and take on quests from NPCs who might just be crazier than you.
🏰 **Better Dungeons**: Adventure through dungeons that promise treasure—or an untimely demise. The first one’s already open, so sharpen your sword and get ready for a fight.

🔍 **Uncover the (Definitely Not Cursed) Story**:

The worldborder’s expanding, revealing clues and dungeons that no sane person would explore. But hey, you’re not here because you’re sane, are you? The first dungeon’s waiting, so grab your gear and face whatever horrors—or treasures—lie within.

**Quests are live**, the market’s thriving, and somehow you’re still alive. Jump in, prove your mettle, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll walk away a free person.

**Message me anywhere and request an invite** and join the madness in Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2.

Adventure, redemption, and plenty of questionable decisions await. Accept the challenge, uncover the Warp Stone, and earn your freedom—if you make it out alive! 💀🚀

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question:	Answer:
How can I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?	Message the server admin anywhere to request an invite.
What is the main objective in this Minecraft server?	Your main objective is to find the Warp Stone and earn your freedom.
Are there any special features in this server?	Yes, there are custom NPCs, dynamic trees, better dungeons, and more.
Can I build my own structures in this server?	Yes, you can use various building tools and mods to create your hideout.
Is there a market in the server for trading?	Yes, the Spawn Town market is open for trading, bartering, and taking on quests.

Gura’s Singing Beggar Management Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	2251	Dragon Eggs Found:	1698
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Votes:	830
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

🦄 Ready to join a Minecraft server where beggar management is so strict that they forced Gura, the famous Vtuber, to sing an anti-unicorn song? 🎤 And get this, she actually exposed their crazy antics live on stream! 👀 Who knew managing beggars could be so intense? 🤯 So come join us and see what other wild shenanigans await you in this server where even the most bizarre things can happen. Remember, heavy is the head that wears the crown, so get ready for a wild ride! 🤪👑 #MinecraftMadness #AntiUnicornAnthem #GuraExposed

BlockMeNot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power (and a delicious snack). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1225	Crops Grown:	2518
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Votes:	5478
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fitness and healthy lifestyles! If you’re tired of sedentary Stefan types commenting on your weight and lifestyle choices, then this is the server for you.

Join us and let’s build a virtual world where running is celebrated and weightlifting is a way of life. Say goodbye to judgmental comments about your plate choices and hello to a community that supports your fitness journey.

And hey, if you ever need a break from training, we’ve got plenty of virtual lasagna to go around. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels, am I right?

So come on over and let’s show Stefan that gaming can be healthy and fun. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual watch to keep track of your training progress. Just watch out for those creeper knees, they can be a real pain.

ExParentalAdvisory

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9451
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!