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Man of Integrity 1.20.1

1.20.1, body image, body shaming, Confidence, Decrease, Insecurity, Integrity, judgement, man, Masculinity, masculinity standards, Personal preferences, physical attributes, Respect, self esteem, sexual performance, size matters, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tiny penis, toxic masculinity

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3120	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Emeralds Found:	8905	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Crops Grown:	9141
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Lol, bro, forget about tiny peepees and come join our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter!

We’ve got giant blocks, massive builds, and the biggest community of players you’ve ever seen!

Who cares about peen size when you can be the king of the block on our server?

Join now and leave your worries about tiny things behind – except for maybe tiny creepers, those little buggers can still blow you up!

Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – The Grand Minecraft Order

Advanced Quest, Anime NYC 2024, Back to School Campaign, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO Event Compendium, FGO Raw Database, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Gilgamesh (Archer) Pickup Summon, GRAND, Koyanskaya of Light Pickup Summon, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, News, Order, Rateups in FGO JP, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, smp, summon

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager love triangle and more twists than a minecart rollercoaster.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where the prize isn’t just XP, but bragging rights for eternity. Build the most outrageous structures you can think of, from giant pixel art to a replica of the Nether. And don’t forget to prank your fellow players with TNT traps and fake diamond ore.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, where the loot is so rare, it’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Plus, our community events are more lit than a lava lake, with costume contests, PvP tournaments, and even a dance party in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

FutureFossil Minecraft SMP

advancement, CHANGE, Communication, cultural shift, Development, everyday object, Evolution, Forgotten, Future, FutureFossil, History, innovation, Minecraft, Modernization, Nostalgia, obsolete, progress, recognition, smp, society, Technology, transformation, unfamiliar

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mines Excavated:	4831	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we debate the most pressing questions of our time, like what everyday object people in the future won’t recognize! We have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the relics of the past, like floppy disks and VHS tapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with mystery and adventure, come join us!

BoomerCraft

acceptance, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, Contentment, embracing change, Evolving, Experience, Gratitude, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mindfulness, patience, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-care, wisdom

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you starting to love more as you get older? Well, how about joining our Minecraft server where you can relive your childhood memories of building epic structures and battling creepers, but with a hilarious twist!

Join us and embark on crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or participating in epic dance-offs with skeletons. Our server is filled with wacky mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you laughing until you cry.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

GunCrafters: Shoot for the Blocks

blocks, firearm ownership, gun control, gun culture, gun debate, gun laws, gun legislation, gun ownership, gun ownership statistics, gun policy, gun regulation, gun restrictions, gun rights, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, GunCrafters, Guns, mass shootings, Public Safety, second amendment, self defense, shoot

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2388

yOu know what’s better than guns? dIAMOND sWORDS! oN tHIS sERVER, yOU cAN cRAFT dIAMOND sWORDS tHAT sHOOT fIREBALLS aND eXPLODE wHEN yOU hIT sOMEONE! jOIN uS aND bECOME tHE mOST fEARLESS wARRIOR iN tHE lAND! wHO nEEDS gUNS wHEN yOU cAN hAVE eXPLODING sWORDS?! pLUS, wE hAVE a cHICKEN aRMY tHAT wILL fOLLOW yOU eVERYWHERE aND pROTECT yOU fROM eNEMIES! cOME oN, dON’T bE a cOWARD, jOIN uS nOW aND eXPERIENCE tHE cRAZIEST aDVENTURES eVER sEEN iN mINECRAFT!

MiR10bBustersMC

breast cancer therapy, cancer metastasis, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell differentiation, gene regulation, metastasis, metastatic breast cancer, MicroRNA, miR-10b, MiR10bBustersMC, Molecular biology, oncology, RNA interference, stem cells, therapeutic targets, Tumor Cells, tumor growth, Tumor Suppression

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	531	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Emeralds Found:	6832	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and BAM! their diamond sword turned into a real-life sword that could slice through creepers like butter. crazy, right? but that’s not all! on this server, if you find a rare flower called the miR-10b, you can cure any disease, including metastatic breast cancer. who knew Minecraft had such healing powers?

so come on down to our server, where the blocks are always boppin’ and the adventures never end. join us now and become a legend in your own mind!

DebtCraft Minecraft Server

$315 trillion, Borrowing, creditors, debt burden, debt crisis, debt holders, debt levels, DebtCraft, DEBTORS, economic stability, financial institutions, financial system, global debt, global economy, global financial market, government debt, interest rates, Lending, Minecraft, national debt, OWE, Repayment, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	9712	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of being in debt in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house! With a global debt of $315 trillion, who do we owe to? Probably Herobrine, that sneaky guy always causing chaos in the economy. Join us and help pay off the debt by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the richest player on the server and finally pay off that pesky debt!

InternetEraMC SMP

advancement, Batman, Communication, connectivity, cyber, digital age, digital revolution, Evolution, Future, INFORMATION, innovation, internet era, InternetEraMC, modern society, never again, ONLINE, progress, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world, web

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Alien Abductions:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like Batman! That’s right, we have secret underground bases, grappling hooks, and even a Batmobile (okay, it’s just a really fast minecart, but close enough). Join us and never live in this internet era ever again because you’ll be too busy fighting crime and building epic structures with your fellow players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner superhero!

Momzilla Minecraft Server

aita, ALS, Apology, bad mouthing, Civil, couch surfing, cut out, Divorced, Ecstatic, Father, messy divorce, Military, Minecraft, Momzilla, Mother, Proposal, Rebuild, relationship, Rocky, Server, speak at wedding, special day, Successful, Wedding, well off

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy family dynamics in this story.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and maybe even settle some family disputes (in-game, of course).

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream wedding venue on 4/20 (yes, we planned it that way) while dealing with parents who just can’t seem to get along. Will you be able to keep the peace or will you have to kick them out of the virtual wedding ceremony? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are just as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between your mom and dad in a virtual showdown. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ExHusbandCraft: Pay4Daughter’sTests

children, co-pays, Consultation, credit card, daughter’s health, Divorce, eating habits, Endometriosis, ex husband, ExHusbandCraft, FATIGUE, financial plan, Hashimoto’s Disease, Headaches, health issues, Illness, internet fear mongering, involvement, medical expenses, Nausea, Pay4DaughtersTests, specialists, Testing

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with ex-husbands who think they know everything about their daughter’s health? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with medical mysteries, outrageous diagnoses, and ex-husband drama that will make your head spin!

On our server, you’ll embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind your daughter’s mysterious health issues. From vague symptoms to shocking diagnoses, you’ll navigate the world of healthcare like never before. And don’t worry about those pesky medical expenses – we’ve got you covered with our 60/40 split policy (with a twist)!

But that’s not all – join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of standing up to your ex-husband and proving him wrong once and for all. Watch as he tries to blame your daughter’s health on her eating habits, only to be shut down by the power of modern medicine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a journey full of twists, turns, and medical miracles. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

AgeCraft SMP: Wrinkles & Wisdom

AgeCraft, aging, alcohol consumption, collagen depletion, dark circles, diet, environmental factors, Fine Lines, genetics, grey hair, hydration, lack of exercise, lifestyle choices, long-term sun exposure, sagging skin, Skincare Routine, sleep habits, smoking, smp, stress levels, sun damage, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft boomer? Join our SMP where the Fountain of Youth is real and will make you look younger with every block you mine! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon uses anti-aging cream to stay looking fresh. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn back the clock and become the hottest block in town!