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WeebCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Towns Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of trying to sneak a peek at those pixelated private parts in JAV? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the key to unlocking all the uncensored, high-definition action you’ve been craving! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the girls are beautiful and the pixels are non-existent. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockBusterDangers

Accuracy, Awareness, BlockBusterDangers, Caution, cautionary tales, common sense, consequences, dangerous things, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, lessons learned, movies, preparedness, Realism, reality check, Risks, Safety, survival skills, take seriously, vigilance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie come to life! We’ve got all the dangerous things that movies get right, and you better believe you should take them seriously on our server.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding action like dodging exploding creepers, navigating treacherous lava pits, and battling evil mobs that are straight out of a horror film. But don’t worry, we’ve also got plenty of comedic relief in the form of derpy chickens and mischievous pigs that will keep you laughing as you try to survive.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, have a dance-off with a skeleton, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the Ender Dragon? Trust us, you won’t find a more exhilarating Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the madness today!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, CanuckCraft, CounterTerrorism, diplomatic relations, extremism, foreign relations, global conflict, Government, international politics, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military organization, Minecraft, national security, Radicalism, Revolutionary Guards, sanctions, security threat, Server, state sponsor of terrorism, terrorist entity

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

so, like, have you heard about this insane minecraft server? it’s so lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can battle against the evil Iran’s Revolutionary Guards in a virtual world. they’re like, the ultimate boss mob and if you defeat them, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots out fireworks. it’s like, totally epic, dude. plus, the server is based in Canada so you know it’s gonna be super chill and friendly. come join us and let’s take down those terrorist mobs together!

JewCraft: Macron’s Misadventures

12-year-old girl, advocacy, anti-semitism, antisemitism, Awareness, call for action, child abuse, community solidarity, criminal investigation, discrimination, France, French Jews, government response, hate crime, Jewcraft, Justice, Macron, Macrons, Misadventures, prevention efforts, rape, support services, Trauma

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

come join our minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like a disco ball at a rave.

once, a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. true story, bro. and another time, a creeper tried to start a boy band but ended up just blowing up the stage instead. classic creeper move.

we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our pvp arena. it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions.

so come on down to our server and join the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness.

BigfootStairsMinecraft

athlete, basketball legend, big feet, BigfootStairsMinecraft, famous athlete, foot size, large steps, larger than average, larger than life, NBA player, physical challenges, shaq, size 22 shoes, size difference, stair climbing, stair navigation, Stairs, Tall, unique gait, unique walking style, Walking

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Items Found:	3556	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

so like, u ever wondered what it would be like if Shaq played Minecraft? well, come join our server and find out! we have special stairs just for Shaq so he can walk down them without tripping over his massive feet. it’s a sight to see, trust me.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground dungeon where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you can make it through the dungeon without dying, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. sounds impossible, right? well, that’s because it is. but hey, it’s worth a shot!

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted? yeah, you heard me right. there’s a ghost that roams the land, stealing all the carrots from unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t try to steal his carrots back, or you’ll be cursed for eternity.

so come join our server for a wild ride of Shaq-sized stairs, impossible dungeons, and mischievous ghosts. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. see you there, if you dare!

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

alien protagonists, AlienCraft, character design, character diversity, creative choices, extraterrestrial beings, game development, game innovation, Game Mechanics, gaming industry, market demand, Minecraft, narrative exploration, niche audience, player immersion, player perspective, rare, science fiction, Server, storytelling, underrepresented, unique characters, video games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old human characters? Well, look no further because our server is run by aliens! That’s right, you can join a community of extraterrestrial beings who have come to Earth to mine for rare space diamonds and build epic alien bases.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground alien dance party where players can boogie down with intergalactic DJ’s and show off their best alien dance moves. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where players can battle evil robot overlords and save the galaxy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us and become part of the most epic alien adventure ever!

FurCraft Minecraft Server

Avatar, Avatar Resources, Backyard Pool Party, Cryptid Edition, Drinking Night, Events, FurCraft, furry general, fursuiting, Gamin’ Night, Gaming Night, guides, Minecraft, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pool party, Real Furiends, Resources, Server, skinwalkers, Skinwalkers Real, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ores Mined:	5706	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our virtual reality furry general server, where we embrace our inner cryptids and unleash our wild side! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make some real furiends along the way because why not?

Need some avatar resources? We got you covered with our handy guide! And if you’re new here, we have a list of stuff you absolutely NEED to survive in this crazy world of furries and cryptids.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered if skinwalkers are real? Join our server and dive into the depths of the unknown with us. And mark your calendars for our upcoming events, like the 4th of July Weekend Backyard Pool Party and our weekly Drinking Night and Multiplayer Night.

Every Tuesday is Gamin’ Night, so grab your controllers and get ready to game with fellow furanons. And hey, if you have an event you want to host, go ahead and post about it! Who knows, someone might be interested in joining you on your crazy adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will leave you howling with laughter!

Crafty20s Minecraft Server

20s, advice, Career Advice, Crafty20s, Decision making, education, Financial Planning, future planning, goal-setting, Happiness, health and wellness, life advice, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-care, Server, success, Time management, young adults

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the carefree days of your youth? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and relive your 20s in the most epic way possible.

On our server, you can build a virtual life that is way more exciting than your real one. Want to party all night and sleep all day? No problem! Want to travel the world without spending a dime? Easy peasy! Want to date a creeper? Um, maybe not that one, but you get the idea.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all that boring stuff. On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So come join us and let’s make your 20s the best decade of your virtual life!

CreeperSchool101

Adversity, CreeperSchool101, facing difficulties, Hardships, harsh realities, inner strength, learning the hard way, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, life’s trials, overcoming challenges, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, tough experiences, tough love, wisdom gained

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Have you ever tried to build a majestic castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry llamas? Well, on our server, llamas are banned and will be promptly banished to llama island where they can frolic and spit in peace. Join us and never worry about llama attacks again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Imagine the riches you could amass with a whole herd of Diamond Pigs at your command!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft villain while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this pixelated paradise!

UnderageBlockParty

12-year-old, 72-year-old, arresting, Attempt, Charsadda, child marriage, crime, elderly groom, Foiled, forced marriage, girl, illegal, intervention, law enforcement, man, Marry, Pakistan, Police, Prevention, underage, UnderageBlockParty

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from all the cray cray stuff happening in the real world? well, do i have the server for u!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our villagers are always throwing lit parties and the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna hang out.

we even had this one time where a group of players tried to start a wedding between a 12-year-old girl and a 72-year-old man, but don’t worry, our police squad swooped in and saved the day.

join us for the wackiest and wildest minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it!

HP DrainCraft

aging, deterioration, DrainCraft, gradual decline, health, health decline, health deterioration, hp loss, life expectancy, life span., Longevity, losing hp, mental health, mortality, mortality rate, mortality risk, physical health, self-care, vitality, well-being, wellness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4974
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

hey u! ya u! u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, we r all gradually losing hp every day! but dont worry, cuz on this server, u can regain ur hp by slaying virtual dragons and eating enchanted golden apples!

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta solve puzzles and defeat mobs to gain access, but trust me, it’s worth it!

oh and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs (just watch out for his decaying arms).

join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). come on, what r u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!