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TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2948	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Love Letters Sent:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	279	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

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Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	2520	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mines Excavated:	3267	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8912	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

CraftyFashionistaLOL

Chanel lipstick, clothing, Communication, Conversation, CraftyFashionistaLOL, DAUGHTER, dining out, Expenses, expenses split, expensive, family, freelance, Gifts, husband, income, MAKE UP, Priorities, SAVING, special occasions, Wife, Wishlist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!

Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!

So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?

Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, personal growth, self acceptance journey, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveSMP, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Animals Bred:	133
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.