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CraftyNaziArtist

anti-semitism, art, artistic expression, Auschwitz, controversy, CraftyNaziArtist, cultural sensitivity, equating, freedom of speech, historical trauma, History, Holocaust, international relations, Israel, Nazis, offensive comparison, Outrage, Polish artist, political statement, public opinion, social media backlash

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

lol so like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap.

join us if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world. we once had a player who built a giant roller coaster that went straight to the moon, only for it to crash land into a pool of lava. it was epic.

also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. but hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, right?

so come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Birthday Lie Craft

Adulthood, age, Birthday, Craft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, identity theft, Kids, Legal, lie, lying.., Manipulation, Maturity, Minors, over 18, RESPONSIBILITY, teenagers, Trickery, Trust, underage

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9254	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

so come join our minecraft server where age is just a number and we all act like we’re 5 anyways. we have a secret underground club where we host dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. our main attraction is the giant lava pit where players can try to jump across on pigback. trust us, it’s totally safe. we also have a special event every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

Limitless Longevity Fun

aging, aging debate, Aging population, aging process, aging records, aging theories., aging trends, Elderly, Fun, geriatrics, health, human longevity, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Limitless, Longevity, longevity debate, longevity limit, longevity records, longevity research, longevity studies, longevity theories, upper limit

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

join this epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrr!!! like seriously, u will never die in this server, ur character is immortal like a freakin god or something. u can build the most insane structures and never have to worry about creepers blowing it up. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u age backwards so u can be forever young and beautiful in the game. come join us and never worry about respawning again, cuz u will never dieeeeeee!!!!!!!

Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

1 year old, baby, black veil brides, Challenges, cleaning, coping mechanisms, Crybabys, crying, diaper changes, emotional, Frustration, mental health, Minecraft, Motherhood, Music, parenting, parenting struggles, playhouse, Poop, Sensitive, Server, Tears, tears after cleaning, Toddler

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!

The Anonymous SMP Experience – Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Experience, Minecraft, No. 16004861 Anonymous Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Investigation Detective Unknown Intrigue Secret Enigma Clues Mysterious Hidden Puzzle Unidentified Covert Confidential Unsolved, smp

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, bonding time, Childbirth, communication skills, covid precautions, Emotional support, extended family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, hospital visit, maternal health, Minecraft, mother-in-law, new baby, newborn care, parenting decisions, personal choices, postpartum recovery, respecting wishes, Server, support system

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	8132
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where even the virtual hospital visits are causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of family dynamics in the virtual world.

Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!

HateHimFatherDaughterTripLOL

blended family, Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter trip, Grief, HateHimFatherDaughterTripLOL, Memories, parenting, pumpkin patch, relationships, Resentment, sensitivity, sibling rivalry, Stepfather, Therapy, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pumpkin patches! Join us for a wild ride of stepdad bonding, sibling rivalry, and pumpkin carving galore.

Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions? Come on over and let out your frustrations in the virtual world instead. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Join us and witness the epic battle between Emma and her stepdad as they compete for the title of Pumpkin Patch King. Will Emma reclaim her father-daughter tradition, or will Lucy and her stepdad reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew a simple pumpkin patch could cause so much chaos? Let’s carve out some fun together!

CraftyHabit SMP

consistent behavior, CraftyHabit, daily habits, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, improved life, life improvement, mindfulness practice, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, positive mindset, productive habits, self improvement, self-care routine, simple habit, small changes, smp, Time management

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of living in a boring world where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place for all your wildest dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming dragons to do your bidding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

CraftyCreeperClan

achievement, attitude, CraftyCreeperClan, determination, Failure, goals, growth mindset., learning from failure, LOSING, mindset, mindset shift, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, resilience, self improvement, success, winning

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Towns Built:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mines Excavated:	2319
Animals Bred:	184	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

On our Minecraft server, the key difference between winning and losing is whether or not you have a pet llama named Larry. Larry is the ultimate secret weapon in any battle, with his laser eyes and ability to summon a herd of angry chickens to attack your enemies. Trust us, you want Larry on your team.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea Fleet, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, intelligence, international relations, Maritime, Military, military intelligence, Military operations, Minecraft, naval forces, naval operations, naval warfare, Russian navy, sabotage, SabotageCraft, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, warship

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more action than the russian baltic sea fleet, trust me. our server is so lit that even ukraine’s sabotage couldn’t handle it. intelligence says our server is the place to be for non-stop fun and excitement. sail the high seas with us and experience the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!