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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8707 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 332 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that’s as wild as my mom’s parenting skills? Look no further!
Join our server and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blocks just like I had to clean up my entire house as a kid. But don’t worry, we promise not to make you keep your younger siblings in line – unless you want to, of course!
Just like my dad making my mom pay child support, we’ll make sure you pay your dues in the form of in-game currency. And if you ever forget about your virtual responsibilities, we’ll be sure to remind you just like my mom forgot about us.
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity just like my family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
