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Cat Air Hockey Masters

Air, air hockey, Animals, cat, cat behavior, cat lovers, Cats, competitive games, dream matchups, fantasy sports, feline athletes, funny, games, Hockey, hypothetical scenarios, imaginative play, indoor sports, Masters, Pets, playful pets, skilled players, talented animals, Unbeatable, whimsical scenarios

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	270	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

join our epic minecraft server where cats actually DO play air hockey and they are the reigning champions! watch in awe as these feline phenoms dominate the competition with their lightning-fast paws and killer instincts.

But that’s not all! our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. hold on tight as you zoom past fiery pits and dodgy obstacles, all while trying not to spill your virtual soda.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that minecraft has to offer. who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Default Prisoner, Gangs, Guards, hidden quests, Moderators, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestiges, Prison, prison rules, prison server, Quests, Roleplay, Senior Administrator, Senior Warden, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9578

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

So What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards who assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests for extra cash or special items
Gangs to compete with rival gangs
Illegal items and Guards will PVP you if found with them
Grind for resources, smelt ores, and sell at the Commissary
Rent a prison cell or plot
Solitary Confinement for disobedience
Bounties on enemies
Auction House for selling items
Parkour challenges and hidden Quests (coming soon)
Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

What are the Ranks?

Rank	Requirement
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	$25,000
C – $80,000	$80,000
D – $250,000	$250,000
E – $800,000	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Admin position
SrGuard	Moderator privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

What’s a Guard?

Guards maintain order in the prison and enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc. Interested in becoming a Guard? Join the server and Discord to apply!

Discord – https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk Server IP – play.thepen-mc.net

Tipsy Pixel Palace 1.20

Bed.., black apes, deep blue sea, Drunk, erection, flat tire, Generals, goyslop, harsh rape, Incest, male genitals, newfags, old hags, Palace, PIXEL, satire, screen reflection, tipsy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

Explore a world where newfags rule and old hags drool.

Witness the craziest incest parties happening in your virtual bed.

Get your daily dose of goyslop posted 24/7.

Join in on the fun with generals featuring male genitalia galore.

Experience erections in your screen reflection like never before.

Prepare yourself for harsh rape committed by black apes.

Indulge in satire as useful as a flat tire.

Come on down to the deep blue sea for a LOLzy adventure you’ll never forget!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Birthday, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, Conversation, cousin, Dinner, disorders, Drool, family, Feed, Friend, friendship, head, insensitive jokes, insensitivity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, Statements

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Emeralds Found:	8996	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it, they still live there to this day, swimming in their riches like a Minecraft Scrooge McDuck.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine a showdown between a player riding a pig armed with a carrot on a stick and another player riding a llama spitting at their enemies. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s Minecraft at its finest.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your sense of humor)!

BulldogBanterMC

aita, bulldog allergies, bulldog breeding, bulldog championship bloodline, bulldog controversy, bulldog exercise needs, bulldog family pet, bulldog grooming, bulldog health issues, bulldog heat sensitivity, bulldog ownership, bulldog personality, bulldog responsibilities, bulldog show dogs, bulldog snoring, BulldogBanterMC, dog breed, dog care, English bulldog

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where bulldogs reign supreme! Our server is filled with bulldogs of all shapes and sizes, ready to take on any adventure you throw their way.

Join our server and experience the thrill of owning a virtual bulldog, without any of the real-life responsibilities! No need to worry about cleaning their skin folds or dealing with their snoring and snarling noises – just pure bulldog fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our bulldogs are bred from championship-winning bloodlines, so you know you’re getting a top-of-the-line virtual pet. Plus, our bulldogs are experts at navigating the virtual world, ready to accompany you on all your Minecraft quests.

So why wait? Join our bulldog-filled Minecraft server today and experience the joy of owning a bulldog without any of the real-life drama. Who knew virtual bulldogs could be so much fun?

ManlyTearsMinecraftSMP

breaking down, coping mechanisms, crying, emotional expression, emotional release, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, emotions, expressing feelings, Gender norms, ManlyTearsMinecraftSMP, Masculinity, mental health, mental toughness, Only men, seeking help, self-care, societal expectations, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Votes:	864	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Animals Bred:	134	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	268
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Yo bro, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is only for the manliest of men. We’re talking about chopping down trees with our bare hands, wrestling creepers to the ground, and building epic mansions out of diamond blocks. If you’ve never shed a tear in your life, then this is the server for you!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot. If you’re brave enough to join, you might just catch a glimpse of his spectral form floating through the Nether.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, bro!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, real men don’t cry…unless it’s tears of joy from playing on this epic server!

BlockBlingCraft

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, aspirations, BlockBlingCraft, determination, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, hard work, leadership, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, progress, recognition, satisfaction, self improvement, self-fulfillment, success, wealth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Items Found:	6944	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Do you want to be a Minecraft millionaire? Do you dream of owning a virtual mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Then you need to join our server, where success is measured in stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples!

On our server, being successful means having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies, riding a unicorn into battle, and building a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to virtual greatness!

PutinCraft2022

Ceasefire, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic dialogue, foreign policy, global affairs, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, peace talks, phone call, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft2022, russia, trump, ukraine war, world news

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Dimension Hops:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, like, u know how trump is all like “i talked to putin on the phone and he wants to stop people from dying in ukraine”? well, guess what? on our minecraft server, putin and trump are actually bffs and they’re working together to build the most epic base ever. u gotta join our server to see these two world leaders crafting and building together, it’s like a political bromance but in minecraft form. plus, u get to witness epic battles between trump’s army of llamas and putin’s army of polar bears. it’s wild, man. come join the fun and witness the most insane alliance in minecraft history. #trumpandputinbesties #minecraftpolitics

Pixel Pencil Academy

Academy, Classroom, digital literacy, digital writing, education, educational trends, Future, future of learning, handwriting, handwriting skills, innovation, Keyboard, learning, modern education, Pen and Paper, pencil, PIXEL, SCHOOLs, teaching, Technology, technology in education, traditional skills, Writing

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Animals Bred:	99
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	988901
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well get ready for a wild ride, my dudes. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

once upon a time, a player found a secret diamond mine on our server and became the richest player in alllll the land. but watch out for the evil chicken army that roams the land, they will peck u to death if u aren’t careful.

join us now and experience the magic of a world where anything is possible. build a castle in the sky, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with your pet zombie. the possibilities are endless on this server, so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Survival 1.12.2 Minecraft server

1.12.2, Adventure, building, Community, Creative mode, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, online gaming, Player vs Player, PvE, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

The description of the server server “Survival 1.12.2” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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