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SMPMinnesottaGriefers: Minecraft SMP – TimWalz4Somalia

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5890
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a player who is so notorious, he’s literally considered a traitor to America! Join us for the chance to witness epic battles, crazy betrayals, and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even become friends with the infamous traitor himself! So come on, join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Just be prepared for anything, because on this SMP, anything can happen!

MidnightCarMinecraftMadness

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Potions Brewed:	63	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of watching horror movies alone in your car in the dark garage? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate horror adventure with your friends!

Picture this: instead of being alone in your car, you and your buddies can explore haunted mansions, creepy caves, and spooky forests together. Build your own fortress to protect yourselves from the undead and other terrifying creatures that lurk in the shadows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with special mods that will make your heart race and your palms sweat. From jump scares to sudden ambushes, you never know what’s waiting for you around the corner.

So why wait until midnight to get your horror fix? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of survival in a world where every block could be your last. Who needs Evil Dead 2 when you have our server to keep you on the edge of your seat?

ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Votes:	5155
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.

UnfairCraft: Where everything is totally fair and definitely not rigged, we promise

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Towns Built:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Dimension Hops:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Animals Bred:	49
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of fair! Join us for a wild ride where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all. But don’t worry, those pigs are just our friendly neighborhood thieves looking to add some chaos to your mining experience.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees have faces and tell the most ridiculous jokes? Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rainbow-colored sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made out of actual cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Fairness is overrated, come join the chaos!

Crushing Cores and Dreams since 1.20.4!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Villages Defended:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	playctc.us
Description	A minigame server called CTC (Crush the Core) where players select kits with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian to win.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is CTC?

CTC stands for Crush the Core, a minigame on the server where players compete to destroy the other team’s obsidian.

How do I play CTC?

To play CTC, join the server at playctc.us, select a kit with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian at their base to win.

Can I manipulate the landscape in CTC?

Yes, unlike Overwatch, CTC allows players to manipulate the landscape, making the gameplay more interesting and fun.

Is there a map reset in CTC?

Yes, after a team wins by destroying the other team’s obsidian, the map resets and players start a new round of CTC.

Mine Down Under VS Hypixel

Australian, Chestshop, Community, crossplay, Currency, Discord, Economy, Friendly, Griefprevention, market, Npcs, Plugins, PvE, quality of life, Quests, rules, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Teleport, Wilderness

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	678	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Hypixel VS Mine Down Under

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames	Can experience lag due to high player count
Regular updates and events	Can feel impersonal due to size

Mine Down Under

Pros	Cons
Australian server with friendly community	Smaller player base
Semi-vanilla experience	Limited minigames compared to Hypixel
Plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life	May not appeal to players looking for intense PvP or minigames

FAQ

Q: Which server has more players?

A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Mine Down Under.

Q: Can I play on Mine Down Under with Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, Mine Down Under has crossplay compatibility with both Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: Are there regular updates on Mine Down Under?

A: Updates vary but the server owner is active and adding new features.

Off Topic Craft: Where Threads Come to Die

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	203	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off an army of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on boring, normal servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Hopcraft: Where Cel hops into your heart and builds your dreams! LOL

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	6672
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you ready to hop into a world of pure awesomeness? Our Minecraft server is like no other, with magical bunnies that will literally hop into your heart and make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride giant bunnies into battle, build castles made entirely out of carrots, and compete in bunny racing tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bunny slippers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunny disco where you can dance the night away with your fluffy friends. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Cel – Hops into your heart edition and let the bunny madness begin!

Play CTC

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Void Gems Collected:	38
Endless Night Skies:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Please join my server it’s a really cool minigame i’ve been working on for like 5 years I just want someone to play with.

CTC is a minigame (crush the core) in which you select a kit with custom abilities.Then, you capture the center and gain the “core crusher” which is a diamond pickaxe.Finally, you must destroy the other teams obsidian which is at their base to win.

Then the map resets and you do it all again.

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JesusCraft: Where miracles happen…and creepers explode!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5255	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast Minecraft world, constantly fearing for your pixelated life? Fear no more, for our server offers the ultimate protection from all evil mobs and griefers! Join us and bask in the warm glow of the Lord’s protection, as you build your blocky empire without a care in the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually blessed by Notch himself, the almighty creator of Minecraft. Legend has it that he personally handpicked each player to join our server, ensuring only the most worthy and skilled builders can call it home.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Join us now and experience the divine protection of the Lord while crafting your wildest dreams in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch himself flying around on a diamond-encrusted pig!

Crafty Capybaras – Brazilian vibes and blocky fun! 🇧🇷🎮

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing party hats and dancing the Macarena! And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret underground society where they worship a giant potato named Spudrick.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and prepare for a hilariously chaotic journey that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).