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Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mines Excavated:	1895	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	112	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dimension Hops:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	329	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3306	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Emeralds Found:	375	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPRX.MCMCMC.NET

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Items Found:	5567	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	963
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4807	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Votes:	983

Are you tired of your feet feeling cramped and uncomfortable in those narrow shoes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only wear wide flexible shoes! Why, you ask? Because they are not only healthy for your feet, but they also give you superpowers in the game! Imagine running faster, jumping higher, and even being able to stomp on creepers without taking any damage – all thanks to your wide flexible shoes!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.

So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!