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TrumpRogan’sMCServer

BTFO, Censorship, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, donald trump, Entertainment, free speech, interview, joe rogan, Media, News, Podcast, Politics, president, right wing, social media, Technology, trump, TrumpRogansMCServer, truth social

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4147	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

long tail tags, programming language, Rust, RustIsTheWorstMC, smp, worst programming language

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	34
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Farms Harvested:	739	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

NoFamCoinNeeded

emotional baggage, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial hardship, financial independence, financial inequality, financial resentment, financial responsibility, financial struggle, generational wealth, NoFamCoinNeeded, parental favoritism, parental support, Resentment, sibling rivalry

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding hard work and dedication! Unlike some parents out there, we won’t play favorites or leave you hanging in a shelter while your siblings live it up with all the diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, except for those who try to mooch off their hardworking siblings. Our parents may be in a tight spot now, but hey, maybe they should have thought about that before leaving you high and dry.

So come on in and show off your building skills, fight off creepers, and maybe even teach our parents a lesson or two about fairness. Who needs their help anyway when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now!

PetTalksMinecraftSMP

Animal Behavior, animal communication, pet behavior, pet communication, pet confessions, pet confessions revealed, pet experiences, pet observations, pet owners, pet owners’ fears, pet revelations, pet secrets, pet secrets exposed, pet stories, pet tales, pet talk, Pets, PetTalksMinecraftSMP, Secrets, talking pets, worries

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crops Grown:	9230	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets your pet has been hiding from you all this time! Imagine the drama and gossip that will unfold when your furry friend spills the tea on all the crazy things they’ve witnessed in your house. From late-night snack raids to secret naps in your bed, you’ll never look at your pet the same way again. So come join us and see what scandalous stories your pet has been keeping under wraps!

EventQuest: Uncover the LOLs

#revelation, Curiosity, discovery, EventQuest, hidden truths, historical curiosity, historical discovery, historical event, historical investigation, historical knowledge, Historical Mysteries, historical revelation, investigation, knowledge, lols, Mystery, Secrets, Truth, Uncover, Uncovering, Uncovering history, uncovering the past, uncovering the truth

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually travel back in time and witness historical events unfold right before your eyes! Want to know what really happened during the Battle of Thermopylae? Join our server and watch as King Leonidas and his 300 Spartans take on the Persian army in epic fashion! Or maybe you’re curious about the true story behind the sinking of the Titanic? Dive into our virtual world and see if you can save Jack and Rose from their icy fate! With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, this server is the ultimate time-traveling experience for history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts alike. Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

CraftyElectionInfluence

CraftyElectionInfluence, cyber threats, cybersecurity, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference prevention, election meddling, election security, foreign interference, foreign meddling, HACKING, influence, information warfare, iran, microsoft, Misinformation, political influence, Propaganda, social media manipulation, US Election

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Animals Bred:	38
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mines Excavated:	2143
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gods Slained:	2

so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. you gotta join cuz we got like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn poop so you know they’re extra magical.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. but shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone.

oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

SerotoninCraft: Not Just for Happiness

brain chemistry, Happiness, happy chemical, mental health, Mental well-being, mood regulation, neurotransmitter, new research, not-so-bad chemical, serotonin, serotonin benefits, serotonin deficiency, serotonin facts, serotonin function, serotonin imbalance, serotonin levels, serotonin myths, serotonin production, serotonin receptors, serotonin release, SerotoninCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	New Chunks Explored:	598631

lol u ever feelin like u need a boost of that “not-so-bad chemical”? well, do we have the minecraft server for u! come join us for a wild ride of serotonin-inducing fun and chaos.

we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin the macarena. u won’t find a more wacko server anywhere else, we promise.

plus, our research shows that playin on our server can actually increase ur serotonin levels by 1000%. that’s right, u’ll be feelin so good u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.

so come on over and join the fun! who needs happiness when u can have the “not-so-bad chemical” instead?

Zulu Network

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Crates, Economy, Epic, Exploration, Friendly, Jobs, Loot, minecraft server, Perks, Play, Ranks, Skyblock, Survival, Thrive, Ultimate, Vote Keys, Voting, Zulu Network

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	155	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

## :island: Survival Mode Available Now! – Vast, unexplored lands waiting for you – Build, mine, and thrive in our friendly community

## :european_castle: Skyblock Coming Soon! – Get ready for epic sky adventures

## :sparkles: Server Features: – :military_medal: Ranks: Buy ranks to get extra perks – :ballot_box: Voting: Get stuff like vote keys – :briefcase: Jobs: Earn as you play – :package: Custom Crates: Discover unique loot

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TroikaCraft Minecraft Server

Arcanum, classic games, cult classics, game design, game developers, game development, game industry, game studio history, Gaming Community, Gaming discussion, gaming nostalgia, greatest games studio, Minecraft, PC Gaming, role playing games, RPG, Server, Temple of Elemental Evil, troika, Troika general, TroikaCraft, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, video games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the holy trinity of Troika games! Join us as we embark on epic quests through pixelated versions of Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, Temple of Elemental Evil, and Arcanum.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a shrine to Tim Cain out of diamond blocks, and suddenly their pickaxe started shooting lightning bolts. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, guarded by NPCs who speak only in Troika game quotes. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chihuahua wearing a top hat.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the Troika general madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden easter egg that turns your character into a dancing werewolf. The possibilities are endless!

SMP4ChanCraft – Is 4chan famous in your Minecraft SMP?

4chan, anonymous posting, FAMOUS, image sharing, imageboards, internet anonymity, internet behavior, internet communities, internet culture, internet history, internet influence, internet memes, internet notoriety, internet reputation, internet subculture, internet trolling, Meme culture, message boards, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, smp, SMP4ChanCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like 4chan on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and memes galore. Who needs real life drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!