timpool Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FlawedButFab

acceptance, attraction, beauty, body image, compliments, emotional connection, FlawedButFab, flaws, imperfections, Insecurity, love, partner, Personality, physical appearance, Positive reinforcement, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, self-confidence, Support, Unique

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Towns Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of your partner constantly complaining about their flaws? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky! Join us and show off that wonky pixelated face your partner hates but you secretly adore. Who needs perfect symmetry when you can have a face only a creeper could love? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more attracted to imperfections, so get ready to mine in style!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutins, Czech prime minister, czech republic, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Peace Mission, political tensions, putin, russia, Server, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	294	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well do we have the server for you! join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy missions and wacky characters!

our server is so epic, even Orbán’s ‘peace mission’ can’t compete! we’ve got explosions, flying pigs, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

the Czech prime minister is obsessed with our server, he can’t stop playing! he says it’s the only place where he can truly relax and have fun.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken or ride a llama into battle. the possibilities are endless on our server!

CraftyCreeperWarz

Accountability, assault, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, gaza, Hamas, human rights watch, international law, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, october 7, Palestinian territories, Terrorism, united nations, violations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	945121
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	2232	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.

so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.

Food4Fornication

aphrodisiac, arousal, balance, Connection, desire, diet, ENERGY, Food, Food4Fornication, health, Intimacy, lethargy, libido, nutrition, Performance, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Stamina, wellness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Animals Bred:	117
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

Grand World

120server, 120smp, 120survival, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Community, Conquest, Cunning, Customabilities, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customterrain, devilfruit, Devilfruits, Exploration, high seas, Lawless, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, multiplayer, Onepiece, open world, Openoceans, Pirate, Pirate Themed, Pirates, PvP, sea monsters, Ship Battles, smp, strategy, stronghold building, Survival, Vanillaclient

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

51.222.147.225:25615

GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mines Excavated:	3189
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!

FameCraft Minecraft Server

Acting, Celebrity, cultural impact, donald trump, emma watson, entertainment industry, Fame, Famecraft, FAMOUS, former actress, Hollywood, iconic, jackie chan, japs, johnny depp, michael jordan, Minecraft, pop culture, recognition, Server, social media, viral, Will Smith

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	3697	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Japs were wandering around in the virtual world of Minecraft, completely oblivious to the fact that Emma Watson was right in front of them. They couldn’t recognize Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, or even Will Smith! But fear not, dear player, for on our server, you will never have to worry about mistaking a celebrity for a blocky character ever again. Join us for a hilariously confusing adventure filled with unexpected encounters and mind-boggling moments. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child development, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DaddyDistracted, distractions, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, postpartum depression, Prioritizing, Server, stress, Support, Technology, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a husband who thought he could work while taking care of a baby.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging dog chews and laptop distractions. Will you be able to juggle it all like this husband, or will you end up calling your mom in a panic to save the day?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can blame all your arguments on postpartum depression and await a referral while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything can happen and every day is a new adventure. Just remember, working while caring for a baby may not be the best idea, but it sure makes for a hilarious story!

SisterlySnafu: NoGoldenChild

building trust, childhood trauma, Communication, consequences, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, moving forward, NoGoldenChild, parenting, past mistakes, personal responsibility, Resentment, second chances, self improvement, sibling rivalry, SisterlySnafu, Therapy, tough love, troubled teen, trust issues

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and epic comebacks just like Rebecca’s life story! Join us and experience the thrill of redemption as you build your way up from the bottom, just like Rebecca did after almost going to jail!

Explore our vast world filled with opportunities and challenges, just like the ones Rebecca faced when she had to earn back her trust with her family. Will you be able to prove yourself and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now and show us your skills, just like Cally did as an honor student. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the “golden child” of our server! Don’t let your past hold you back, join us and create a new future full of adventure and fun!