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Blue Eyes Minecraft SMP – Writing General – Behind the Blocks

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with VTuber fanfiction that will make you question reality itself. From greentext shitposts to full-length adventure novels, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us if you want to dive into a world where VTubers rule the land and anything is possible. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure map written by Kizuna AI herself or witness a battle between Gura and Calliope Mori for control of the server.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that takes VTuber fanfiction to the next level? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where the line between reality and fiction is blurred beyond recognition?

Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Potions Brewed:	92	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so legendary, it’s like the Skyrim of Minecraft servers. Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, magic, and endless adventures.

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into sweet rolls. Because why not? Who wouldn’t want to be blown up by a delicious pastry?

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Need help modding your game? Look no further! Our guides will teach you how to turn your Minecraft world into a realm of chaos and hilarity.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Or just shout it into the void and hope for the best. Either way works for us!

SKSE AE Update tracker: We’ve updated our Skyrim Script Extender to include a feature that turns all the chickens into fierce warriors. Watch out, they mean business!

Waifulation: Check out our collection of waifus that you can add to your game. Because who doesn’t want a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft?

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our server and discover the secrets of our world. Or just make up your own lore, we won’t judge.

Character sheet workdocs: Create your own character sheet with our handy templates. Want to be a half-dragon, half-unicorn warrior? Go for it!

Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world. Just remember, when in doubt, shout “Fus Ro Dah!” and see what happens.

Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

character representation, dlc, Gachashit, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming industry, imagination, immersive experience, in-game purchases, lara croft, microtransactions, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, pixelated blobs, regret, Shining, smp, stylised art, triangle boobs, understand, video games, virtual world, zoomers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	281	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

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Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Animals Bred:	199

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!