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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3328 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 23 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Timothy Harris and Herschel Weingrod film – full of unexpected twists and turns that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim it for yourself?
So come on down to our server and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before. Who needs Hollywood blockbusters when you’ve got a server that’s more entertaining than a Harris and Weingrod masterpiece?
