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Minecraft SMP: Meme Posting Extraordinaire

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Potions Brewed:	149	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle. Plus, our community is so hilarious that posting a meme is the reason we all get out of bed in the morning. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic football/soccer club experience ever! We promise not to steal your tickets like that one friend did. Plus, our in-game matches are way more intense than any real-life game. Who needs season tickets when you can have a virtual stadium all to yourself? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show your friend who’s boss!

BabyBlockerCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to kiss your baby without permission! Unlike some parents, we respect boundaries and won’t show up at the hospital multiple times during your labor.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of overbearing family members and enjoy some quality gaming time. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who need therapy for their ADHD (we support you!).

Don’t worry about your mom feeling left out or your brother causing drama – we’ve got your back. And if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on our server and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we won’t judge you for sheltering your baby too much – we understand the importance of creating a safe environment for your little one.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next. Let’s game on and leave the family drama behind!

EggNogCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t serve up any fun? Well, come join us on our server where we have an endless supply of egg nog for all our players! That’s right, you can sip on delicious egg nog while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special quest where you can hunt down the elusive Egg Nog Monster, a mythical creature made entirely of egg nog who roams the server causing chaos and mayhem.

So come join us on our egg nog-filled, chicken-infested, monster-hunting Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

UkrainianDroneZone

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	671	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	188
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3988

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got ukrainian drones flyin’ around and strikin’ deep inside russia! it’s like a crazy war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! plus, we got three airports on lockdown, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Event Warp: Time Flyin’ Fun!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Votes:	4446
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where time flies faster than a speeding bullet! forget about waiting for christmas or ramadan, on our server, every day feels like a holiday!

our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!

as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!

so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchantments Applied:	264	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Farms Harvested:	278	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!