I mean, one time, I was just mining some diamonds and this crazy chick came up to me and started sexually harassing me. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know Minecraft could get so freaky.
But hey, if you’re into that kind of thing, then this server is definitely for you. Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures, my dude.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him because he kept griefing everyone’s builds with TNT. Don’t worry, we have top-notch security to keep out any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, rare ores, and even a pet dragon egg! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, so are you up for the challenge?
So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and zombie hordes, they can be a real pain in the blocky butt.
Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being a convict-turned-soldier in Russia. Build your own prison cell and fight off mobs of angry villagers who are out for revenge. Trust me, it’s a total blast!
Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and weapons to help you survive in this chaotic world. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant chickens roaming around, they’re a real hoot!
So come on, join us on this insane journey and see if you have what it takes to survive the hidden cost of Russia’s convicts-turned-soldiers returning home. It’s gonna be a riot!
join this server if you want to be a fish out of water and show off your mad skills at navigating the land levels. we have underwater cities, fishy fashion shows, and even a secret society of fish who can breathe air.
so, like, come join us and make a splash on this totally rad minecraft server. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a land creature, then you might be a little salty.
join dis server and become da main character u always knew u were meant to be. forget about being a side character or an extra, on dis server, u are da star of da show. so come on, what u waiting for? join us and start living ur best minecraft life now!
| Server Name | LumaMC |
|---|---|
| Features | Towny, mcMMO, Custom Items, Player-Based Economy, Hoarder Plugin, Ranks System, Artmap Plugin, Dynamic Seasons World, Fishing Competitions, Jobs |
| Connect | Server IP: play.lumamc.net Discord: https://lumamc.net/chat Website: https://lumamc.net/ Map: https://map.lumamc.net/ |