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Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated by friendly aliens who will trade you diamonds for space cookies! And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and trees grow upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post feet soles pics with timestamps to prove you’re not a girl!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.

HolyCraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	1186

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you rolling on the floor laughing? Look no further! Our server is run by Sergey, a hilarious comedian who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building epic structures to battling mobs, Sergey’s commentary will have you in stitches the whole time. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready to LOL like never before!

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

jogar.minecraftserver.com.br

SkyRomania

Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5765	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

188.212.100.110:25507

Havoc

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

mc.havoc.network

ZaraKits

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6782
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

We also give free kits to players! That join

ZaraKits.xyz

Minecraft Omega

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

-Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

server.minecraftomega.com

Potato SMP

Earth, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

en.mcpotato.xyz

Vale Network

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

– Create your own towns, claims, and nations with Towny! – With a fresh new Towny map, create your map on our large 9kx9k map! Check out our live render of the world at https://map.vale.gg – EliteMobs dungeons, bosses, and custom items – Unique ranking system with personalized perks – Community Favorite: Slimefun plugin with many addons and world generation. – Jobs with awesome level-up perks. – Survival and vote crates – A small, friendly tight-knit community and staff team. – Anti-griefing tools, rollbacks, secured backups, and a no map reset policy. —-

Play Now. play.vale.gg

play.vale.gg

VexRealms

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Fresh and New server ! Made by – Elite Craft on Youtube

Lifesteal , Survival , vanilla , SMP server

Subscribe to :- https://www.youtube.com/@tamimytpie

Also join our discord server – Elite Craft Community Link :- https://discord.com/invite/7bVMQC7u

Vex.punked.us:10290

BraveNetwork

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Star Shards Collected:	157
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Upon logging in, you will be greeted by many portals. Walk into a portal to be automatically teleported to one of our servers.

Servers: Creative, Factions, Skyblock, MiniGames, Vanilla.

Website: http://bravenetwork.net Donate for awesome features and ranks at http://bravenetwork.buycraft.net

hub.bravemc.com

Minexyz.PL

Earth

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

The best EarthSMP server in Poland! Join the best SMP adventure with a real world map! The server has space, vehicles, factories and much more! Feel free to enter 😀

minexyz.pl