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Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	439	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated by friendly aliens who will trade you diamonds for space cookies! And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and trees grow upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post feet soles pics with timestamps to prove you’re not a girl!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.

HolyCraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you rolling on the floor laughing? Look no further! Our server is run by Sergey, a hilarious comedian who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building epic structures to battling mobs, Sergey’s commentary will have you in stitches the whole time. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready to LOL like never before!

MineGoodVibes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Void Armor Forged:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and farms? Well, come join our server and discover what it truly means to be a good person in the world of blocks and pixels!

On our server, we don’t just build houses – we build entire cities made out of diamond blocks and gold! Want to prove you’re a good person? Then come help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who keeps trying to steal all our precious loot.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests where you can prove your worth by rescuing villagers from zombie attacks or hunting down rare mythical creatures like the elusive Creeper Unicorn.

So if you want to be a good person in Minecraft, come join our server and show the world what you’re made of! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players – because nothing says “good person” like sharing cookies with your fellow blocky adventurers.

Korean4DayWorkWeek2025

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	3029
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where u only gotta work 4 days a week every 2 weeks? well that’s what this server is all about! join us and experience the ultimate work-life balance in the virtual world.

imagine mining for diamonds on monday, building a castle on tuesday, and then taking a break for the rest of the week because why not? this server is all about relaxation and fun, with a sprinkle of chaos just to keep things interesting.

we’ve got a community of players who are always down for a good time, whether it’s organizing a massive pig race or building a giant statue of a chicken. and don’t even get me started on the legendary pranks that go down on this server – let’s just say you’ll never look at a creeper the same way again.

so why wait until 2025 to start living your best minecraft life? join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

TimelessCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Votes:	5163
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Towns Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

come join dis minecraft server where u can stop time and see all da craziness happenin! imagine stoppin time in da middle of a creeper explosion or right when someone is about to fall into lava! it’s like havin a superpower in minecraft, but even better cuz it’s real!

we got players who have stopped time right before they were about to lose a pvp battle and turned the tables on their opponents! we even had someone stop time right before a mob spawner activated and they were able to destroy it before any mobs spawned!

so if u wanna experience da ultimate power in minecraft and have some epic moments, join our server now! who knows what kind of chaos u can cause when u stop time in da middle of a build battle or a raid! come on, what are u waiting for? stop time and join us now!

Propaganda-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles in the PvP arena. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who have learned how to ride pigs like rodeo clowns. And if you manage to tame one of these wild pig-riding pandas, you’ll gain access to the exclusive disco party cave where the music never stops and the dance floor is always on fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

10K Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Potions Brewed:	76	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Animals Bred:	145	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the official, exclusive waiting room for our Minecraft SMP! Only the most elite players are allowed in here, so if you’re not wearing diamond armor, you better turn around and go back to your dirt hut.

Why should you join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of diamonds. Legend has it that they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see. We’ve got zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers, skeleton jockeys racing around on spider mounts, and even a baby zombie riding a chicken like it’s a rodeo. You won’t find these creatures anywhere else, that’s for sure.

So come join us in the official, exclusive waiting room for our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not prepared to face off against the most powerful players and craziest mobs, then you might as well go play in creative mode.

CreepCrafters: Spooky Stories

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a pack of creepers started breakdancing around you? Or maybe you were peacefully building a house when a herd of zombie pigs rode in on skeleton horses and demanded to be your new neighbors? Well, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm, then you need to join our wacky world of wonder!

Our server is like no other, where the mobs have minds of their own and the blocks have a mischievous streak. You never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. From flying pigs to exploding sheep, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the Nether.

So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful Minecraft server around, then come join us and prepare for the ride of your blocky life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and chickens can talk. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Creeper vs Ukraine: 7 killed, 36 injured

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	449060
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off russian attacks like ukraine heroes! we have 7 players who have been killed but 36 who have been injured, but don’t worry, we have magic potions to heal them all! join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! our server is so lit, even putin himself is afraid to log on! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

YokoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Animals Bred:	154

Welcome to the server where we worship the absolute madman Yoko Taro and all his wild creations! Join us for discussions on NieR, Drakengard, and even the cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE where we spank our enemies into submission!

Did you know that NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 is currently on air? And SINoALICE Movie is out now for your viewing pleasure! Plus, we have guides for emulating the Drakengard games and translations for all the Yoko Taro goodness you can handle.

Join us for a wild ride through the Yokoverse, where we have resources, fanbooks, and even high-res art for your viewing pleasure. And don’t forget about the Chat Stamps Compilation for all your communication needs!

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything goes!

CraftyCrew Minecraft SMP: Sequel Quests

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	183
Zombie Dances:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have built their own empire and are looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have developed a potion that turns players into potatoes for a day. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate the world as a spud!

So, what are you waiting for? Pitch us your craziest ideas for the sequel and join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it will definitely be a hilarious time)!

HalalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of getting lost in a windowless cave of an office? Join our Minecraft server where getting turned around is part of the fun! We have a new Muslim coworker who prays facing North in the southern US – talk about a twist! Join us and never worry about creating a hostile environment by correcting someone’s direction again. Plus, who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!