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Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

Thread, Timestamp, Minecraft, thread code of conduct, tits

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

memory lane, web archive, 4 years ago, Comment, old post

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated by friendly aliens who will trade you diamonds for space cookies! And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and trees grow upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP

online verification, internet anonymity, Minecraft, smp, online validation

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post feet soles pics with timestamps to prove you’re not a girl!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.

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HolyCraft Server

Incredible, must watch, Captivating, 5500, Mind Blowing

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you rolling on the floor laughing? Look no further! Our server is run by Sergey, a hilarious comedian who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building epic structures to battling mobs, Sergey’s commentary will have you in stitches the whole time. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready to LOL like never before!

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ElonCraft: Dad Disapproval

self improvement, entrepreneur, disapproval, ElonCraft, tesla

so, liek, u kno how elon musk is all abot going to space n stuff? well, his dad is liek, “bro, u haven’t been a good dad.” but u kno what is a good dad? dis minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n endermen doin the macarena. come join us for sum crazy fun, cuz elon musk’s dad said so!

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HAM SMP

Leaders, Interact, Citizens, Nations, Minecraft

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	HAM SMP
Focus	Creating and simulating a large-scale world where players can form and govern their own nations
Features	Forming nations, building structures, creating economies, forming alliances, waging wars
Discord	hamthedictator

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server by adding hamthedictator on Discord.
What can I do on the server?	You can establish your own nation, build structures, create economies, form alliances, and engage in various in-game activities.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. These rules are enforced by dedicated staff members.
Can I wage wars against other nations?	Yes, players have the opportunity to wage wars against other nations within the game.

Eternal Fearless Realms 1.21.4

Therapy, FEARLESS, ISOLATION, comfort zone, 1.21.4

Yo, bro, if you’re like me and scared of facing reality, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why live in the real world when you can build a whole new one in the blocky paradise of this server? Trust me, once you start crafting and mining, you’ll forget all about your fears and never want to leave your room again! Plus, who needs sunlight when you can have the warm glow of lava lighting up your pixelated world? Join now and escape from the horrors of real life into a world where the only thing you need to fear is running out of diamonds!

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UnattractiveSteve – Minecraft SMP

body odor, dishonesty, ENTITLEMENT, lack of empathy, Unattractive

OMG you guys, like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you HAVE to join! Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically a potato with no seasoning.

So, like, the reason you should join is because we have this INSANE story where the whole server is actually run by a group of talking llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the world! And like, the only way to stop them is by building the biggest, most epic castle ever and filling it with, like, a million cats.

But wait, there’s more! We also have this super rare diamond ore that, when you mine it, turns into a magical unicorn that you can ride around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at your enemies. It’s, like, totally OP but also hilarious.

And, like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and have all the bragging rights. So, like, what are you waiting for?! Join now and become part of the most ridiculous, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever! YOLO, amirite?! 🦄🏰🐱🦙 #llamalove

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RedditTrollFarmWars

Misinformation, digital citizenship, misinformation campaigns, skepticism, Community

Are you tired of getting trolled by fake accounts on Reddit? Join our epic Minecraft server and leave the trolls behind! Our community is filled with players who are too busy building epic castles and fighting dragons to spread fake news. Plus, we have a secret weapon against trolls – our resident wizard who can banish them to the Nether realm with a flick of his wand. So come join us and leave the fake news behind – unless you want to believe that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking pigs, in which case, we can’t help you.

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Moonbat

Rewards, Events, MAINTAIN, Minigames, Server

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Semi-vanilla

Features – Creative server– No-griefing survival SMP– Griefing allowed SMP– Player events with rewards– Added minigames

IP moonbat.ddns.net

Version 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: Will the SMP maps reset?

A: No, both SMP maps won’t reset so your progress is safe.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards?

A: Yes, occasionally there are player events with survival rewards.

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Spleef is one of the recently added minigames on Moonbat Minecraft.

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Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Features	– Creative server– No-griefing survival SMP– Griefing allowed SMP– Player events with rewards– Added minigames
IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.4

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Q: Will the SMP maps reset?

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft?

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards?

Q: What minigames are available on the server?