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Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

Combat, combat ready, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, Previous thread, Ready, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT Archive, RWBY, RWBY discussion, RWBY Trash, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	42448	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	66	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!

Crafty Falcom Server #2172

AI translations, Crafty, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Figure, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, nordics, Oath in Felghana, President of Falcom, releases, Server, Soundtrack, Toshihiro Kondo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, Updates, Ys

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ores Mined:	2010	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mines Excavated:	2683

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are. We’ve got everything from giant pixel art statues of your favorite video game characters to secret underground bases filled with treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream).

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can build the craziest structure in a limited amount of time. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that they can proudly display in their virtual mansion (because who needs real trophies anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

Wednesday Night Minecraft SMP

9 o’clock, Booking, botches, Buzz, confusion, Delusion, discord gang, dynamite, Flippin, hype, Minecraft, night, Punches, Ratings, smp, snoozes, tired fans, TONY KHAN, Wednesday, Wednesday Night, Yawns

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crops Grown:	1348
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Wednesday night Dynamite show – full of botches, snoozes, and yawns! Join Tony and his discord gang as they navigate through the confusion and delusion of our server. With low ratings and punches that are light, you’ll never have a dull moment. Get ready for some flippin’ fun and join us for a wild ride that’ll leave you saying, “What in the world did I just experience?” So come on and join the chaos, because who needs a good server when you can have a hilariously bad one instead!

TrollWars

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Join our Skyblock server – custom currencies, worlds, an adventure, dedicated staff team, and so much more! Skill progression, player level, lootboxes, events and other features that makes this experience on this server like no other. Joined YouTuber Boffy, come and check out our server and start grinding today!

ms.trollwars.net

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Youtubers

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	New Chunks Explored:	973383
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAA1.MCMCMC.RU

Newbies Only Minecraft Server

Anons, discovery, embracing change, experimentation, Exploration, facing fears, fear, fear of failure, fear of the unfamiliar, fear of the unknown, Minecraft, Newbies, overcoming fear, personal growth, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, trying new activities, trying new adventures, trying new experiences, trying new hobbies, trying new things

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, sticking to the same old servers and never venturing out of your comfort zone? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster that will make you question your very existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the riches you’ll acquire with your very own Diamond Chicken by your side.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and discover a whole new world of excitement and absurdity? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to being a basic Minecraft player again.

Minecraft SMP – /f1/ Relentless Formula One General – Hibernation Edition

2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, Abu Dhabi win, Bottas, Countdown to Ricciardoland GP, Edition, f1, F1 Essentials, FantasyGP.com, Fernando Alonso, ferrari, FIA swearing punishment, Formula, Formula Autism, general, grid penalty., Hamilton, HIBERNATION, Hibernation Edition, Lap 7568, leclerc, mclaren, McLaren title bid, Mercedes farewell, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, norris, Piastri crash, Previous thread 146066145, RELENTLESS, Relentless Formula One General, Sainz, smp, Toto Wolff, verstappen, williams

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	166
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magic Items Found:	6110
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Farms Harvested:	471	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	2544

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Ricciardoland GP, more twists and turns than a Nico Hülkenberg race, and more chaos than a Fernando Alonso win drought!

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through the WDC Standings where Verstappen is dominating like a pro, Norris is making McLaren proud, and Hamilton is saying goodbye with no more tears left to cry.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the WCC Standings where McLaren is taking home the constructors’ title for the first time since 1998, Ferrari is feeling the burn of a narrow loss, and Red Bull is serving up FIA swearing punishments like there’s no tomorrow.

And don’t forget about the WEC Standings where Perez is on fire, Hamilton is holding strong, and STR is making moves like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and plenty of grid penalties that may never be served. It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Alpine Pixelmon

Adventure, Alpine Pixelmon, Cities, Competitive Playerbase, Custom Storyline, Economy, Exploration, legendary pokemon, Minecraft, Parkour, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Quests, Regional forms, Repeatable Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Region

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crops Grown:	9017
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

play.alpixelmon.com

Blocky Boy Minecraft Server

acceptance, blocky, Boy, Community, culture, Differences, Diversity, Gay, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, little boy, Minecraft, misconceptions, pdfile, Preferences, Self Discovery, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, shota, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Votes:	9996	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Dimension Hops:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old structures? Well, come join our server where things are anything but ordinary!

We have a community of players who are all about embracing their inner shota and living out their wildest fantasies. Whether you’re a gay PDFile or just someone who wants to be a little boy, this is the place for you.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shota love. Who knows, you might even find your shota soulmate here! So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your shota flag fly high!

””What happened here?”” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Well, let me tell you the tale of our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Picture this: a server where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where every block is made of cheese and the only way to survive is by building a fortress out of marshmallows.

But beware, for the land is also inhabited by a tribe of dancing llamas who challenge players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move on the weekends.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP if you’re ready for a server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world?