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AnonCraft Server: Would You Rather?

AnonCraft, Anons, art degree, Black, Caretaker, children, dyed hair, family, Fatherless, girl, hate, Housewife, Kids, Marry, mentally ill, Morals, racist board, Religious, Server, tiktok, virginal, White, zoomerette

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Divine Spears Created:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and choose your path to love and chaos! Will you marry a religious, virginal girl with morals who is ready to be a housewife and caretaker for children, but she’s mentally ill and her family will hate you? Or will you marry a zoomerette with dyed hair, an art degree, mental illness, and a TikTok account she posts on every day, who doesn’t want kids and has dated three men before you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the blocks have personalities! You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into next. From block parties to block drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see just how wild and wacky Minecraft can truly be. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places (or blocks)!

Stepmom vs. Kids Minecraft Server

adult children, aita, blended family, communication breakdown, criticism, family dynamics, Family Values, financial restrictions, fulfillment, grandparenting, household habits, Kids, Minecraft, my wife, parental responsibilities, personal growth, prioritized above children, relationship issues, Server, step-parenting, stepmom, Support

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize family drama over everything else! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of balancing a wife who thinks she’s the queen bee and adult children who still need support.

Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through domestic habits, financial restrictions, and the decline of intimacy. Will you choose to prioritize your spouse or your kids? Will you be able to maintain a peaceful household while also exploring the vast world of Minecraft?

Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and excitement right here on our server? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate family showdown in the world of blocks and pixels!”

GraduationGriefGone

achievement, achievement recognition, biomedical science, cousin drama, emotional response, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Support, feeling dismissed, feeling overlooked, first generation doctor, Graduation, graduation importance, GraduationGriefGone, hard work, hurt feelings, veterinary science, wedding conflicts

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2410	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is not allowed, unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Speaking of drama, have you ever wanted to escape family drama like the one described above? Well, look no further, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build your castle with!

Join us and let out all your frustrations by building the most extravagant and ridiculous structures you can think of. Need to blow off some steam? Take it out on those pesky creepers and zombies that roam the land. And don’t worry, we won’t schedule any weddings on the day of your virtual graduation ceremony, because we understand the importance of celebrating your achievements in style!

So come on over and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only family you need is your fellow players who will always have your back, even when you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkyTimerCraft

ALARM, Apocalyptic, Chaos, countdown, Crisis, Decision making, fear, giant timer, impending doom., Panic, Quick Thinking, reaction, SKY, SkyTimerCraft, stress, surreal, Survival, time limit, Time management, unexpected, Urgency

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Items Found:	6549
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6699
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Picture this: you log in and suddenly, a giant 5-minute timer appears in the sky, counting down to who knows what! Will it be a meteor shower? Will it rain diamonds? Will a giant chicken spawn and start a dance party? The possibilities are endless!

Join our server for the thrill of never knowing what crazy event will happen next. One time, a player dug a hole and found a secret underground disco filled with dancing creepers. Another time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed for an hour.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig riding a dragon who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but carrots and determination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unpredictable events, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Just remember, when the timer hits zero, anything can happen!

Lawyers vs. Paychecks

attorney salaries, discrimination, equality, Fairness, income disparity, INEQUALITY, Justice, law, Lawyers, legal fees, legal industry, legal profession, legal representation, legal services, Legal System, paychecks, salary gap, social justice, socioeconomic status, wage inequality

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the law is like, totally wack? well, do i have the place for u! our server is run by a bunch of crazy lawyers who are always arguing about who gets the biggest paycheck. u can join in on the fun and maybe even become the top lawyer in the land! trust me, it’s a wild ride full of lawsuits, crazy court cases, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t ask how they happen, just roll with it). so come on down and join our server, where the law is anything but equal!

IndieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ASP, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Minecraft, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server out there! This server is like the VIP section of indie vtubers, where only the coolest and most elite players hang out. We’re talking about vtubers with at least 500 viewers, because we don’t mess around with those 2view peasants.

Join us if you want to shill your 499view oshi, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. And don’t worry, even if your favorite vtuber is a corpo, as long as they haven’t hit that 1000 CCV mark, they’re welcome here.

Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s on top, and our Twitch Clips Guide for all the best moments. Plus, we have a VOD Archive, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) because we celebrate our vtubers like they’re royalty.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. And remember, on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it.

NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

#venting, ANNOYING, art, autism, avatarfags, b.., blogposts, board culture, cat pictures, get along., global rules, gossip, Happening, Happenings, head canons, Minecraft, Moderators, MOTDoink oink, MSPaint comics, Nah, NahCraft, Not a Happening Thread, official /nah/, personal complaints, pork flavor edition, Q&A, Server, site meta, thread theme, Trash, User-generated content, voting results, yoga tips

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
New Chunks Explored:	419397	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

GroceryGriefer420

budgeting, Communication Issues, control freak, financial strain, food poisoning, food preferences, food preparation, Food Safety, food sharing, food storage, groceries, grocery shopping, GroceryGriefer420, household expenses, living situation, meal planning, meal sharing, personal boundaries, rent payment, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get food poisoning from our virtual meals! Join us and escape the drama of defrosting disasters and control freak cooks. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and no one will force you to eat questionable defrosted food.

Imagine a place where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone defrosting shrimp next to your crafting table. Dive into our server and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to argue about food safety or spend $600 on questionable meat.

So come join us and let’s build a world where defrosting on the counter is just a distant memory. Who needs real groceries when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

SneezeCraft Server: Roaring Like Lions!

lion roar, Lions, loud sneezes, Roaring, Server, sneeze analysis, sneeze behavior, sneeze explanations, sneeze intensity, sneeze patterns, sneeze questions, sneeze research, sneeze sounds, sneeze study, sneeze theories, sneeze volume, SneezeCraft, sneezing, sneezing habits, sneezing like a lion, sneezing noises, strange sneezing, unusual sneezing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone sneezes like a timid kitten? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who sneeze like they are trying to out-roar a lion! Join us for epic sneezing battles that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sneeze Olympics, where players compete in events like the Longest Sneeze and the Most Creative Sneeze. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Sneeze Champion?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a giant tissue box floating in the sky? Yes, you read that right. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, sneezing, and crying tears of joy.

PleasureCraft

guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure desserts, guilty pleasure drinks, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure habits, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure indulgences, guilty pleasure luxuries, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure pastimes, guilty pleasure pleasures, guilty pleasure snacks, guilty pleasure songs, guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure TV shows, guilty pleasure vices, indulgence, PleasureCraft, secret pleasure

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1942
Divine Spears Created:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Do you enjoy building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? How about creating a roller coaster that launches players into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Or maybe you just like to dress up as a block of cheese and dance around in a field of exploding chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for all your wildest guilty pleasures! Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!