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BlockyBreakups

annoying habits, BlockyBreakups, Breakups, DATING, deal breakers, funny, high maintenance, INSIGNIFICANT, nitpicking, Pet Peeves, petty reasons, quirky, red flags, relationship advice, relationships, Shallow, silly reasons, stopped dating, superficial, trivial, turn-offs

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of dating players who don’t know how to craft a diamond sword? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is full of skilled crafters who know their way around a crafting table! Join us and find your perfect crafting partner today!

One player joined our server and found out their date didn’t know how to make a bed in Minecraft. Can you believe it? Needless to say, they broke up immediately and found love on our server with someone who could build a mansion in no time!

Don’t waste your time dating someone who doesn’t know the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli. Join our server and find love with someone who can build you a castle fit for a queen (or king)!

KurskCraft: Emergency Edition

border control, civilian safety, conflict escalation, Crisis, defense readiness, Edition, emergency, emergency measures, emergency protocols, government response, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, military intervention, military presence, national defense, political tension, regional instability, russia, security threat, state of emergency, territorial dispute

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3521
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Animals Bred:	180
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

hey u! yes u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join this one! why u ask? cuz in this server, we got a whole city of talking cows who love to dance to disco music all day long! not only that, but we also have a secret underground base where u can ride on giant chickens and shoot laser beams at creepers!

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to russia in the server? yea, that’s right! u can visit the state of emergency in kursk and help fight off the evil incursion with your trusty diamond sword! but be careful, cuz the zombies there are extra spicy and will try to steal your enchanted armor!

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it!

WeekendSurvival

horror films, horror flicks, horror genre, horror movie characters, horror movie cliches, horror movie plot, horror movie settings, horror movie survival, horror movie themes, horror movie tropes, horror movies, night time horror, night time terror, scary movies, survival horror, Survive the night, Suspense, Thriller, weekend, weekend horror, WeekendSurvival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	133
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Star Shards Collected:	120	Ores Mined:	7760
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gods Slained:	1

join our minecraft server if you want to survive the night during the weekend like in those horror movies but without the scary stuff because we have unicorns and rainbows instead.

we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies dance the thriller dance and the creepers do the macarena.

if you join us, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and explore the mystical land of cheeseburgers and ice cream mountains.

we have a special event where you can challenge the ender dragon to a dance off and if you win, you get a crown made of diamonds and emeralds.

come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you laugh until you cry and then cry until you laugh again.

AminoGlycoCraft

adverse effects, AminoGlycoCraft, Aminoglycoside antibiotics, antibiotic resistance, Antibiotic Therapy, bacterial infections, common use, drug development, Drug Interactions, drug safety, Healthcare, hearing loss, kidney damage, Medical research, metabolic health, microbial resistance, Pharmacology, potential risks, public health, side effects, treatment guidelines

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, u know how u always on the lookout for a sick minecraft server to join, right? well, lemme tell u bout this one, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride for ur brain cells, dude.

first off, the admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, they can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a house made entirely out of diamonds? they got u covered. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? no problem, they’ll hook u up.

but wait, there’s more. the mobs on this server are no joke, man. they’re like supercharged with caffeine or somethin’, they’ll keep u on ur toes at all times. and don’t even get me started on the loot drops, it’s like christmas every time u kill a zombie.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. u gotta solve riddles and navigate through booby traps to get there, but trust me, it’s worth it.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of ur life. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about aminoglycoside antibiotics along the way. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

I’m hosting a version of the Stanford vacation experiment. No mods, just fun!

activities, AUTHORITY, dynamics, effects, Environment, Experiment, Explore, Fun, Google form, Guards, Hosting, Lil_KleinStein, Minecraft, Mods, Other, participants, perceived power, power, Prison, prisoners, Roles, sign up, stanford, stanford prison experiment, vacation, Version

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	83
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Server Name	Lil_KleinStein’s Prison Experiment
Server Type	Minecraft
Objective	Explore the effects of perceived power and authority within a Minecraft prison setting
Roles	Prisoners and Guards
Participation	Various activities mimicking dynamics of a prison environment

FAQ:

Q: How can I sign up for the Lil_KleinStein’s Prison Experiment?

A: All information and how to sign up can be found in this google form.

Q: What happens after I sign up?

A: You will be assigned a role as either a prisoner or guard and will participate in the activities within the Minecraft prison setting.

Q: How long does the experiment last?

A: The duration of the experiment may vary, but typically it lasts for a specific period determined by the organizers.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow during the experiment?

A: Yes, participants are expected to follow the rules and guidelines set by the organizers to ensure a smooth and successful experiment.

Q: Can I participate if I am new to Minecraft or inexperienced with the game?

A: All levels of experience are welcome to participate in the experiment. The focus is on the dynamics of power and authority, rather than gaming skills.

CelticCraft Minecraft Server

bagpipes, CelticCraft, challenge, change my mind, Cool, culture, debate, Europe, Haggis, heritage, Kilts, Minecraft, scottish, Scottish culture, Scottish food, scottish history, scottish music, Scottish pride, Scottish traditions, Server, tartan, Traditions

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	132	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Highland fling with a side of haggis! Join us and immerse yourself in the coolest culture in all of yuropa – Scottish culture! We’ve got bagpipes playing in the background, sheep roaming freely, and players wearing kilts while battling it out in epic PvP battles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Nessie in our custom-made Loch Ness biome. So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craic like never before!

CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP: Season 2 When?

CraftyCrafter420, long tail tag, Minecraft, Season, SEASON 2, smp, when

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Season 2 is coming and it’s going to be more lit than a Nether fortress on fire!

Join us for epic quests like hunting down the elusive “Chickenzilla” – a giant chicken that terrorizes the land with its massive wings and insatiable appetite for seeds. Or how about teaming up with your fellow players to take on the evil “Creeper King” who has declared war on all blocky beings?

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Disco Sheep” that boogies down whenever you play a jukebox nearby. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Diamond Rain” event where diamonds literally rain from the sky (watch out for falling anvils though)!

So why wait? Join our server for a wild ride full of craziness, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Season 2 is coming and you won’t want to miss it!

SouvenirSavage Minecraft Server

Chicago teams, Confrontation, ice cream, Minecraft, mini baseball helmet, MLB Game, MONEY, Niece, Parking, Pay, Replacement, Ryan, Server, sister’s boyfriend, social anxiety, Souvenir, SouvenirSavage, team logo, ticket, Upset, visit every MLB stadium, WIBTA

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about my niece Stefanie and her boyfriend Ryan. You see, Stefanie bought a mini baseball helmet ice cream at a game and Ryan, being the ultimate rival team fan, threw it away because he couldn’t stand to see anything from the other team. Can you believe it? The audacity!

Now, imagine the kind of shenanigans that go down on our server. If you think that’s wild, just wait until you see what else is in store for you. And hey, if you join now, we might even throw in a free virtual baseball helmet ice cream for you to cherish forever (or until someone throws it away, that is).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual ice cream helmet drama of your own.

StepKidzCarPoolNoMore

blended family, challenging relationships, co-parenting challenges, communication breakdown, conflicting priorities, custody disputes, disrespectful behavior., emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Family Therapy, hurtful comments, lack of support, marriage therapy, negative attitudes, parenting struggles, Resentment, step-parenting, stepkids, StepKidzCarPoolNoMore, trust issues

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with stepkids who think they own the place, exes who can’t let go, and a wife who can’t decide whose side she’s on.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of therapy sessions in pixel form, where you can work out your issues with virtual blocks instead of real tears. Build your way to a better relationship with your stepkids, or just block them out completely – the choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to prove your worth as a parent and spouse in the world of Minecraft. Join now and show everyone that you can handle the heat, even if it’s coming from a bunch of pixelated kids who think they know it all. Let’s block and roll!

SwoleCraft Minecraft SMP

agility, athlete, athletic physique, body goals, Body transformation, body type, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Minecraft, muscle tone, Olympian body type, Olympic Sports, Physical fitness, smp, sports, sports performance, sports training, strength training, SwoleCraft, Training

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Items Found:	6197	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crops Grown:	1790	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Runes Activated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you’ll have the body of an Olympian in no time! Join us and choose your sport – whether it’s block-breaking shot put, creeper dodging hurdles, or zombie slaying javelin throw.

Our server is so intense, even Herobrine couldn’t handle the competition. Rumor has it, the Ender Dragon once tried to join but got scared off by our hardcore training regimen.

So come on, join us and get ready to sweat, mine, and build your way to victory! Who needs a gym membership when you have a pickaxe and a dream?