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Hands Off My Blocks! Minecraft Madness

anxiety, avoidance, blocks, Boundaries, coping mechanisms, discomfort, emotional response, fear, Hands, human contact, madness, mental health, Minecraft, past experiences, personal space, Phobia, physical touch, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, Therapy, touch aversion, Trauma, triggers

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of being touched in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about anyone laying a finger on you! Join us and experience the ultimate touch-free gaming experience.

Our server is so touch averse, even the mobs in the game will keep their distance from you. No more accidental hits or unwanted hugs from creepers. You can mine, build, and explore in peace without anyone invading your personal space.

And don’t worry about any traumatic experiences holding you back from joining. Our server is a trauma-free zone, where the only thing you’ll be traumatized by is how addictive and fun it is to play here.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs human contact when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Lines Make You Cringe in Minecraft

Anime, anime lines, cringe, cringe dialogue, cringe lines, cringe moments, cringe quotes, cringe scenes, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy quotes, cringe-worthy scenes, cringeworthy, Hai wa ikkai dake!, lines, Minecraft, Oyamenasai, pixelated, Sore wa meirei desu ka?, Weeb’s

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Animals Bred:	131
Dragon Eggs Found:	7103	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	841464

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to yell “Oyamenasai!” as you defeat a creeper in epic combat? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for some seriously cringey anime lines along the way.

Naked Pixels and Clothed Chicks: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, chicks, clothed, Minecraft, naked, pixels

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with the Endermen!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy! You can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re afraid of clowns, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Crafty Burrito Bonanza: Dig, Build, Eat, Repeat!

Beans, bonanza, BUILD, burrito, Cheese, comfort food, Crafty, DELICIOUS, Dig, Dinner, Eat, fast food, Filling, Food, guacamole, lunch, Meal, mexican food, repeat, Rice, Salsa, sour cream, spicy, Tasty, tortilla, wrap

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!

Blocky Adventures: How I Found My Inner Gamer

#gamer, acceptance, Adventures, blocky, empowerment, Gaming Community, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Genderqueer, identity exploration, LGBTQ, mental health, non-binary, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, social norms, Transgender, video games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9584	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your true self? Well, look no further because our server is here to help you discover your gender identity through the power of video games!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow sheep, gender-bending potions, and a secret quest to find the mystical Gender Diamond. Rumor has it, whoever finds this diamond will unlock their true gender identity and gain epic powers like never before!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your true self shine through in the most LOLzy way possible! Who knew video games could be so enlightening?

ZombiePigman Rave Party: Where This Trope Needs to Die

above his league, break up, college slut, Die, discover themselves, Females, finish highschool, first love, free, happy normal lives, highschool sweetheart, Kids, Live, love, Marry, Party, perfect, rave, settle down, subconscious, trope, young normies, ZombiePigman

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of being haunted by high school sweethearts who break your heart and leave you for college sluts? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of this trope and live your best life! Join us and build a world where first loves never break your heart and college sluts are nowhere to be found. Say goodbye to being above someone’s league and hello to a community where everyone is equal and just looking to have a good time. So why wait? Join our server now and break free from the morphogenetically programmed subconscious norms of the past!

LimbusCraft – Where chaos and creativity collide! #1421

Chaos, Clock OrangeRoad, collide, countdown, creativity, current events, Current Extractions, download links, Ego, FAQs, General guide, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	129
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Void Gems Collected:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Mirror Dungeons that will make you question reality. Want to ride the Refraction Railway Line 3 that takes you to Clock OrangeRoad? Look no further!

But wait, there’s more! We have extractions happening left and right, with the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu leading the charge. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extraction of the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And if you’re worried about spoilers, don’t be! Our game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect the unexpected. Plus, our tutorial is a must-watch – you won’t regret it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download links are above, and be sure to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for all the latest updates. See you in the game!

Crafty Cleanse: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Messy Thing!

clean room, cleanse, Crafty, creeper, dust, explosions, Humanity, LOSING, Messy, stay clean, week later its filthy again

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of constantly cleaning up after yourself in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can clean your room as many times as you want without it getting filthy again! That’s right, no more losing to the evil dust bunnies in real life. Join us and show those dust particles who’s boss!

Blocky Band Camp: Hibike Euphonium Edition

Anime, Assumes she’s better than everyone else, Band, blocky, Camp, Can quit at any moment, Character development, Competition, Doesn’t change her uniform, Doesn’t want to cause trouble, Drama, Edition, euphonium, Euphonium player, Hibike, Hibike Euphonium, high school, leadership, Music, peer pressure, Refuses to elaborate further, Says she’s only there to have fun, Shows up, Stays, team dynamics

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Animals Bred:	137	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4311	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the NPCs have attitude! Join now to meet sassy characters like the one who shows up but refuses to change her uniform because she thinks she’s better than everyone else. She’s only there to have fun and claims she can quit at any moment, but we all know she’s addicted to our crazy server antics. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarious interactions – join today and see what kind of trouble you can stir up! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Pixelated Pandemonium: Minecraft Mayhem Madness

acceptance, acceptance of extinction., better race, BNWO, bombs, creaming, enablement, Extinction, Genocide, genocide fetish, Guns, Happening, IRL, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, pixelated, Race, STOP, Truth, whitebois, wiped out, Women, world

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the BNWO (Better Nether World Order) is taking over and whitebois are being wiped out to extinction! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us as we embrace our own genocide and watch as our women leave us for the better race – the Endermen! No guns, no fighting, just pure chaos and hilarity as we accept our fate and enable the BNWO to reach all parts of the world. So come on, don’t be a whiteboi, join us and cream to your own extinction today!