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MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Mate Value Power Play

alternative partners, attraction, emotional infidelity, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Infidelity, interpersonal relationships, Jealousy, Mate, mate competition, MATE SELECTION, mate value, partner choice, partner preferences, perceived power, Play, power, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, romantic relationships, social psychology

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

activities, Adventure, building, Casual, Clans, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, FUNCTIONALITY, Grinding, Mining, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, RPG, rules, Survival, TEAM, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

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Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

ALERT, asylum escapees, asylum room, asylum seekers, CALAMITOUS HAPPENING, catastrophe, Caution, Craft, Crisis, danger, emergency, emperor, Escape, fugitives, illegal immigrants, immigration, Madrid airport, Minecraft, Moroccan, Protection, security breach, Server, unknown location, Urgent

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Animals Bred:	134
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN community, Nijisanji EN Discord, NIJISANJI EN Minecraft Server, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN Twitter, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, ttt, xsoleil

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftStressFest

anxiety, Challenges, coping, difficult times, emotional turmoil, life struggles, mental health, mental toughness, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftStressFest, OVERWHELMING, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self-care, stress, Stress Management, Support, Therapy, tough situations, traumatic experiences

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!