timegusser – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CondomCreeper Minecraft SMP
birth control, CondomCreeper, consent, Contraception, Deception, gender equality, law, Minecraft, reproductive autonomy, reproductive coercion, reproductive control, reproductive deception, reproductive ethics, reproductive fraud, reproductive health, reproductive justice, reproductive manipulation, reproductive responsibility, reproductive rights, sexual assault, smp, stealthing
Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft SMP where we have this epic rule that if you get caught stealthing in-game, you gotta do a silly dance in front of everyone at spawn! And if you lie about having birth control, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! It’s like, totally wild, right?
But like, for real, we take this stuff super seriously because consent is key, even in a virtual world. So if you’re looking for a server that’s all about respect and having a good time, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have this insane story about a creeper who tried to steal all the diamonds but got caught stealthing and had to do the chicken dance for eternity. It’s like, legendary, bro.
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, no stealthing or lying about birth control, or you’ll be facing some seriously goofy consequences. Let’s make this server the craziest and most fun place to play!

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PennyCraft – Worth Every Block!
Benefits, BLOCK, budget-friendly, cost effective, ESSENTIAL, exclusive access, high quality, Investment, long-term investment., luxury, MEMBERSHIP, money well spent, must have, PennyCraft, Perks, Premium, savings, top tier, valuable, Value, worth it, WORTH.., Worthwhile
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house made entirely out of TNT, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, this membership is worth every single penny (and then some)!

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TaiwanTechTransfer Minecraft Server
Minecraft, Server, TaiwanTechTransfer
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we make the craziest tech transfers happen! majority of taiwanese be like “nah bro, don’t give dat tech to US” but on dis server, we be like “HECK YEAH, LET’S DO IT!” we got redstone contraptions dat will blow yo mind, and secret underground bases dat even the most skilled players can’t find! plus, we got a poll dat shows 99% of players agree dis server is da bomb diggity. so what you waiting for? come join us and be part of da tech transfer madness!

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CableCuttersCraft
Asia-Pacific, CableCuttersCraft, Chinese-crewed ship, criminal investigation, Cutting, detains, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, illegal activity, international relations, investigation, maritime incident, maritime law, maritime security, sabotage, security breach, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, undersea cable
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than taiwan detaining a chinese-crewed ship suspected of cutting undersea cable! you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through treacherous waters and try to avoid getting caught by the authorities.
our server is so lit, it’s like a firework show on the 4th of july! you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.
plus, we have the best community ever! everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our insane minecraft server!

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Windstorm Woes: Skyscraper Struggles
building codes, climate crisis, derechos, environmental impact, Experts, extreme weather, Hurricane, hurricane-proof, less powerful, natural disasters, Powerful, resilience, Skyscraper, skyscraper design, Skyscrapers, structural integrity, Struggles, study, tall buildings, Urban planning, vulnerable, windstorm, windstorms, woes
come join our minecraft server where we build hurricane-proof skyscrapers that can withstand even the tiniest breeze! our experts have tested them in derechos and they stood strong like a diamond sword in battle!
why join? well, imagine the chaos of a windstorm trying to knock down our skyscrapers but failing miserably! it’s like watching a creeper try to explode but just fizzling out instead.
we are the ultimate test of resilience in the face of the climate crisis, so come build with us and show mother nature who’s boss! plus, we have cake. lots and lots of cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s defy gravity together!

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Seaclay
Adventure, Creative, Custom, Custom Map, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, hard mode, Jobs, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist
Build your business, start an empire and become Seaclay’s newest top earner.
Friendly community, reliable support and new fresh features added every week!
Join – Seaclay.mc.gg – to quickly get your business generating income while you sleep
Seaclay.mc.gg

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QueendomSMP
Age 18+, Community, Discord, Economy, Help, knight, Mlady, Open, Owned, princess, Queen, QueendomSMP, Rogue, Roleplay, Server, Survival, TOWN, UNOWNED, Vanilla, Village, Welcoming
Are you lonely? Are you looking for your perfect Queen or Knight? This is your chance!
This is a laidback roleplay server where you can feel free to express yourself as a Queen or a Knight! Queens govern the land, while Knights enforce and protect.
When you first join, you will be asked to select a rank track: to Queen or Knight. You will be given a rank, and a starter kit. You can choose to make your own town/village or help others.
How do you know if M’Lady needs help? Well, there are tags which indicate their intentions. A Princess might be open for others to join her flock. She will have the tag [OPEN] next to her name, as in OPEN FOR NEW HELPERS!
How do you know if squires and Knights are occupied by a queen’s demands? The tag will show as [OWNED]or [UNOWNED]as in A QUEEN OR LADY HAS OWNERSHIP OF THIS KNIGHT. A knight might be unowned forever, living as a rogue. This is their choice.
So, whether you want to just see what this server offers, or if you are just curious, don’t hesitate to stop by! We are welcoming of everyone over age 18.
Join the discord for more information https://discord.gg/pWn2f7mQ
203.16.163.48:26917

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MysticCraft Land 1.21.3
1.21.3, cultural influence, evolutionary psychology, human biology, Human sexuality, Land, le sex, Misuse, MysticCraft, recreational drug, reproductive purposes, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual education, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual norms, sexual pleasure, sexual relationships, sexual reproduction, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos, societal norms
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because on this server, we don’t mess around with that boring old sex stuff. Nope, we’re all about that reproductive purpose life, keeping it real and natural, ya know? So if you’re tired of all those other servers where people are using sex as a recreational drug because of “muh cultural influence,” then this is the place for you! Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before, where the only thing getting frisky is the creepers trying to blow up your base. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get your reproductive purpose on!

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BabyGriefCraft
abortion, AITAH, BabyGriefCraft, college funds, DEBT, family struggles, GED, Guilt, Leaving Home, loud noises, money problems, parents, school dropout, second mom, selfish parents, sibling care, thin walls, toxic environment, trade school, unwanted pregnancy
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and loud noises that make you want to yeet yourself out of a window? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are creeper explosions and Endermen teleporting!
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about debt or bills piling up. No need to drop out of school here, unless it’s to spend more time perfecting your redstone contraptions. And forget about toxic family dynamics – the only family you’ll have to take care of is your Minecraft pets.
So come join us and leave behind the insanity of real life for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your castle walls. Plus, we promise there won’t be any unexpected baby announcements – unless you count the baby zombies that spawn at night!

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Drive2Craft SMP
(Audio), 6 hour drive, album, artist, car ride, Drive2Craft, Entertainment, favorite artist, headphones, Journey, long drive, Music, music lover, music marathon, music playlist, one artist, road trip, sing-along, smp, solo road trip, songs, travel
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find the enchanted golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we have every Saturday night in the Nether realm. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun on this server! Join now before it’s too late and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. YOLO, amirite? 😂🔥🐷 #MinecraftMadness #CrazyCrafting #JoinUsOrElse 😜🎉

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