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EffortlessHate – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, burdensome, Chores, detestable, draining, Effort, EffortlessHate, ENERGY, Exhausting, frustrating, hate, IRRITATING, LABORIOUS, loathsome, Minecraft, mundane, Obligations, responsibilities, smp, Tasks, TEDIOUS.., time consuming, work

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on boring Minecraft servers that don’t even have a Taco Tuesday event? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

awkward phases, cringe attacks, cringe-inducing actions, cringe-worthy choices, cringe-worthy decisions, cringe-worthy events, cringe-worthy flashbacks, cringe-worthy incidents, cringe-worthy memories, cringe-worthy mistakes, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy situations, CringeCraft, cringeworthy behavior, cringey experiences, embarrassing moments, regretful actions, teenage blunders, teenage mistakes, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by serenading them with a poorly played ukulele? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave all those cringey memories behind and start fresh in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and surviving the zombie apocalypse.

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious community anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining power is hidden somewhere in our world. Are you brave enough to embark on the quest to find it?

So say goodbye to your embarrassing past and hello to a future filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin!

ChinaSeaClashCraft

Asia-Pacific region, China, ChinaSeaClashCraft, Chinese claims, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime law, maritime security, naval confrontation, naval incident, Philippine, political tensions, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, vessel collision

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where u can sail the seven seas like a pirate and crash into chinese vessels for fun! we got crazy battles and wild adventures waiting for u to explore. sail the south china sea and show those chinese vessels who’s boss! join now for the ultimate pirate experience!

TardigradeCraft: Water Bear Origins

Amber Inclusions, Ancient Amber, Ancient Life Forms, Bear, Biological Mysteries, cretaceous, Cryptobiotic Abilities, Environmental Adaptations, evolutionary biology, Evolutionary Origin, extremophiles, Fossils, Microscopic Animals, Microscopic Creatures, Origins, Paleontology, Prehistoric Organisms, Resilient Creatures, Survival Strategies, Tardigrade, TardigradeCraft, Tiny Organisms, Water, Water Bears

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tardigrade fossils that reveal when those water bears got their cryptobiotic powers! you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have as you explore the cretaceous amber inclusions and uncover the evolutionary origins of tardigrades. it’s like a science lesson mixed with a wild ride through time and space. so hop on board and let’s discover the secrets of these tiny, indestructible creatures together!

🐈🌸Meowincraft: Purrsonalized Fun! No Modded Stuff Just Good Ol’ 🐱🌺✨

1.19.2, CurseForge Version, custom dimensions, custom entities, Custom Launcher, Custom Modpack, Discord, Fun, Future Additions, Good, Guided Quests, Helios Launcher, Items, linux, MacOS, Meowincraft, Modded, Purrsonalized, Quests, smp, Stuff, windows

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Animals Bred:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Meowincraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Custom Dimensions
Custom Entities, Items and More
Guided Quests
Future Additions

Join our growing community on Meowincraft to experience all these exciting features and more! Download our custom launcher or join our Discord server to get started.

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is Meowincraft?	Meowincraft is a modded Minecraft server with custom dimensions, entities, items, quests, and ongoing updates.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by downloading our custom launcher or joining our Discord server for more information.
Are there any malicious features in the installers?	No, the installers contain no malicious functionality and are based off a public launcher called Helios Launcher.

SolitudeCraft – Minecraft Server

digital games, entertainment options, Fun activities, Game recommendations, game selection, gaming alone, gaming preferences, independent play, leisure activity, mental stimulation, Minecraft, Mobile Gaming, personal time, recreational pastime, relaxing games, self entertainment, Server, Single player, solitaire, SolitudeCraft, solo gaming, time pass, virtual entertainment

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, fear not, for our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our server is so popular, even the creepers are lining up to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs. Join our server and you just might be lucky enough to stumble upon this majestic fowl and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep you safe from griefers and trolls. That’s right, our llamas are not to be messed with, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content without any interruptions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP7SilverStacker

200 ounces of silver, 7 years worth of wages, asset preservation, Currency, economic history, Economy, Financial Stability, historical value, historically, inflation, Investment, long-term value, metal market, Monetary system, precious metals, purchasing power, silver, SMP7SilverStacker, wage comparison, wealth, Wealth preservation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be swimming in so much silver, you’ll be able to buy a diamond armor set for every day of the week! We’ve got treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with silver bars, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden silver mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all – our SMP is home to the legendary Silver King, a player who has amassed so much silver that they’ve built a palace entirely out of the shiny stuff. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Silver King in a PvP match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of silver blocks.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the silver flows like water and the fun never stops!

CampCraft: Minecraft Server

Boundaries, campcraft, camping trip, Communication, compromise, Conflict, discomfort, emotional boundaries, INDEPENDENCE, Insecurity, Jealousy, male friends, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Minecraft, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, Server, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no camping trips with your wife’s flirtatious friends will ever happen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no drama!

We understand the struggle of not wanting your wife to go camping with her two guy friends who can’t keep their eyes off her blocky body. That’s why on our server, the only flirting will be with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t be torn between trusting your wife and feeling uncomfortable, join our server where you can trust that no one will be pitching any tents except for their Minecraft shelters. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any real-life relationship drama!

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding lava pits. No assholes allowed, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

BabyBanWedding2021

activities, alcohol, baby, BabyBanWedding2021, Budget, children, Drugs, family, guest, heavy drinkers, mandated reporter, partner, personal reasons, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict 21+ age limit for all players! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a wedding like no other. The bride was a fierce infant teacher, surrounded by children all day long. Her partner, on the other hand, was a child-free soul, uncomfortable with the little ones. So, they decided to have a wedding with only adults, no kids allowed.

But wait, there’s more! One day, the partner’s sister threw a fit because her baby couldn’t come to the wedding. The bride was torn – she didn’t want any kids around, especially with the heavy drinking and 🍃 use going on. As a mandated reporter, she couldn’t risk being in a bad situation.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and a strict 21+ age limit, look no further! Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures await in our age-restricted world!

BitcoinBaller on Minecraft SMP

alternative investments, asset allocation, BitcoinBaller, Bitcoins, blockchain technology, cryptocurrency, decentralized currency, digital assets, Digital Currency, Diversification, financial freedom, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, personal finance, retirement planning, risk management, savings, smp, speculative investments, wealth building, wealth management

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	94	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with 50 bitcoins waiting for the bravest and most skilled player to claim it. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes! Only the chosen one can defeat the chicken and claim the bitcoins for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who are always throwing epic dance parties. Join them for some groovy moves and maybe they’ll even teach you their secret yeti handshake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a floating island made entirely of candy where you can build your dream base and feast on unlimited sugary treats. Just watch out for the candy monsters that roam the island, they have a sweet tooth for players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just walk away with 50 bitcoins and a new yeti best friend!