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Ukraine’s Speedy Brigade – Invading Russia

aggression, Army, Brigade, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitical, international relations, INVADING, Invasion, Military, military intervention, military strategy, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Speedy, Troops, Ukraine, Ukraines, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we have the toughest and fastest brigades from ukraine invading russia! we got soldiers in full gear fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s world war 3! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the minecraft world together. plus, our leader is a secret agent who can summon lightning bolts with just a snap of his fingers. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane action-packed server!

SimpCraft Minecraft Server

APPEAL, campaign trail, Communication, demographics, election, grassroots, kennedy, Messaging, Minecraft, Outreach, Persuasion, political campaign, political platform, public opinion, Server, Shanahan, simp, simpcraft, strategy, Tactics, target audience, voterbase, Voting

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ores Mined:	7770
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Animals Bred:	127
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner simp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Kennedy/Shanahan to reach the simp voterbase! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond gifts, virtual roses, and even a special “Simp of the Month” competition where the winner gets to be serenaded by our resident bard with a custom love song. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your simp skills and make new friends who understand your dedication to your favorite Minecraft crush. Join now and let the simp-tastic adventures begin!

TopNotchCrafters Minecraft SMP: Are They Really the Best?

Analysis, Assessment, best, comparison, critique, doubt, Evaluation, Excellence, inquiry, Minecraft, Quality, Questioning, Ranking, review, skepticism, smp, top choice, top option, top pick, top rated, top selection, TopNotchCrafters, uncertainty

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5613
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Or how about participating in our annual “Build-a-Beach” competition where players race against each other to create the most ridiculous beach scene using only blocks of cheese and slime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens while trying to knock each other off with giant carrots. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of our server and earn the title of “Master of Madness”!

PimplePoppin’ Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakout, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, emotional response, Insecurity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overreaction, personal space, PimplePoppin, Pimples, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, skincare

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of your boyfriend rubbing your face like it’s a magic lamp on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-face-rubbing policy! Join us and never worry about awkward breakout patches being rubbed again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are respected and crazy adventures await, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a boyfriend who doesn’t think face rubbing is a normal conversation starter.

BlockBuddiesCraft

BlockBuddiesCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, coworker, engaged, Etiquette, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, loyalty, misunderstanding, personal space, professional behavior, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, work trip

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where personal space is always respected, unlike poor Marcus on that work trip!

Join us for a fun and friendly community where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No need to worry about awkward shoulder resting situations here, unless of course, you’re into that kind of thing (we don’t judge).

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friend like Sam who knows how to respect boundaries and keep things platonic.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of shoulder resting (with consent, of course). See you in the game!

CraftyMinecrafters

addiction, Algorithms, comparison, constant updates, CraftyMinecrafters, cyberbullying, Digital Detox, DISLIKES, echo chambers, fake news, hate, mental health, Misinformation, NEGATIVE, ONLINE, Platforms, privacy concerns, social media, targeted advertising, time consuming, validation seeking

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Tired of dealing with annoying trolls and drama queens on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Our server is a troll-free zone, unless you count the actual trolls that live under our virtual bridges. But don’t worry, they’re more interested in collecting shiny diamonds than causing trouble.

Looking for a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment? On our server, you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks if that’s what tickles your fancy. We don’t judge, we just marvel at your questionable taste in building materials.

Sick of seeing the same old recycled memes and cat videos on your feed? Join our server and experience a whole new world of dank memes and hilarious cat videos – all created by our talented community of players. Who needs social media influencers when you have Minecraft players who can build a functioning roller coaster out of redstone and minecarts?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing trending is your epic builds and ridiculous antics. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and welcoming community anywhere else.

SinaiSmugglersCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, egypt, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, palestine, Politics, qatar, SECURITY, Sinai, SinaiSmugglersCraft, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, weapons

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Crops Grown:	4362	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Towns Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got crazier stuff happening than arms smuggling from Egypt’s Sinai, like, who even cares about that when you could be building epic castles and battling creepers with your homies? Plus, we got this wild story about how the founder of the server once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, bro! So, like, forget about Qatar and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, yo!

AntSizedSwordSwing

action, Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime swords, ant sized, AntSizedSwordSwing, Characters, creativity, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, giant weapons, imagination, oversized swords, Size Comparison, small characters, storytelling, sword fighting, Unique, weapons

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20

come join our minecraft server where the swords are bigger than your mom’s meatloaf! we got anime swords so big, they make skyscrapers look like toothpicks. imagine slicing through creepers with a sword the size of a school bus! it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode, but with extra ridiculousness.

our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.

so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.

Cobbled Carp

Boss Pokémon, Cobble Carp, Enhancements, Global, Gyms, Milestones, Minecraft, new biomes, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokémon-Themed Structures, PvE, Size Variation, Terralith, Tokens, TRADES, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	259	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience: WonderTrade : Dive into thrilling trades with players globally! Experience the excitement of exchanging Pokémon for free with our WonderTrade system. New Biomes : Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources! Gyms : Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements : Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience! Pokédex Milestones : Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits! Vote Rewards and Parties : Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events! Wild Pokémon Size Variation : Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection! Boss Pokémon : Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team. Pokémon-Themed Structures : Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features! PokéBuilder : Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, big bad, blockbusters, Bounty, Character development, comedic relief, comedy, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, fantasy world, magic bible, magic powers, Minecraft, Party, Quest, season 1, Server, SLAYERS, Supernatural, sword fighting

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Villages Defended:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Season 1 is like a wild rollercoaster ride – you’ll spend 10 episodes trying to defeat the big bad boss, only to realize he’s not really dead and you have to do it all over again. But don’t worry, you’ll also be adding more characters to your party along the way and have a bounty on your head for extra excitement!

And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, Season 2 kicks off with your party running around like headless chickens searching for a magic bible. Why a magic bible, you ask? Because why not! Join us on this insane adventure and see if the other seasons have a better premise… or if we just keep getting more ridiculous with each episode!