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“HE IS AFRAID” on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Void Gems Collected:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT and accidentally blew up the entire server. But instead of getting mad, everyone just laughed and started a TNT building competition.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with ridiculous builds, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join today!

HubbyCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, division of labor, Expectations, family dynamics, full time nursing student, full time truck driver, household chores, household duties, household responsibilities, household tasks, HubbyCraft, marriage conflicts, Minecraft, overwhelmed, parenting, parenting struggles, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep schedules, Time management, vacation aftermath, work-life balance

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	103
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a one-woman show in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

Imagine a world where your laundry magically does itself, where your kids actually listen to you, and where your husband helps out around the house without you even asking. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Build your dream house, complete with a laundry room that never overflows and a kitchen that cleans itself. Explore our virtual world and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind.

And if you ever need a break from the madness, just log on and let off some steam by building a giant statue of your husband doing the dishes. Who knows, maybe he’ll get the hint and start helping out in real life too!

Join now and say goodbye to stress, chores, and arguments. Our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape for overwhelmed moms and anyone who just needs a break from reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CleavageCraftBirthdayBonanza

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your fabulous fashion choices? Do you want a place where you can wear whatever you want without being called out by your brother? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can wear the most scandalous outfits without any judgment. We welcome all players, regardless of their dress size or style. Let your creativity run wild and show off your unique fashion sense in our virtual world.

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Join now and let’s see who can out-dress their brother’s girlfriend! Let’s make Minecraft fashion fabulous again!

PopKidFailsMC SMP

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences of popularity, downfall of the cool kid, dumb mistakes, fitting in, gossip mill, high school drama, lessons learned, peer pressure, PopKidFailsMC, popular kid, popularity contest, public humiliation, redemption arc, reputation ruined, smp, social media fail, social status, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, teenage regrets

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the popular kid thought they could rule the server with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, but ended up accidentally setting their entire base on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. Now they’re known as the “Lava Lord” and have to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times to hide their shame. Join us for a chance to witness more epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through this wacky world together!

DeathToCreepers

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Towns Built:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Join our Minecraft server and find out who will meet their demise next in our virtual world! Rumor has it that every time a player dies, a unicorn gets its horn back and rainbows start shooting out of their butt. So come on in and help make the world a better (and more magical) place, one death at a time! Plus, we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted bacon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more hostages than Hamas! yahya sinwar is using them as shields but we use them as players in our crazy games! only 20 hostages left alive but they’re having the time of their lives in our virtual world! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CartelCraft: Masked Judges in Mexico

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5

so like, u know how in mexico they got all them cartels and stuff? well, our server is like the wildest ride in town cuz we got masked judges holdin’ trials for all them cartel members. u wanna see some crazy stuff go down? join our server and witness the most intense courtroom drama u ever seen in minecraft. plus, u can build ur own cartel hideout and try to outsmart the judges. it’s a wild west showdown in the virtual world, yeehaw! come on down and see if u got what it takes to survive in the land of the masked judges.

AnorexiaCraft: NeuroStriatum Fun

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got mice running around with anorexia, but don’t worry, we figured out they just need more acetylcholine in their brains, like, duh.

join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?

so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.

Weirdia SMP: Where even the mobs can’t resist the urge to dance!

building, Castle, classical, Community, Dance, Discord, java, Medieval, mobs, Resist, Server, smp, urge, voice chat, Weirdia, World Map

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6928
Emeralds Found:	351	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Server Info
Java Version: 1.21
Availability: 24/7
Community: 18+
Focus: Building medieval or classical structures
Playstyle: Slow and immersive
Communication: Voice chat required

FAQ

Q: When was the server started?

A: The server was started a few days ago.

Q: What type of community is on the server?

A: We are a small, tight-knit community that enjoys building medieval or classical structures.

Q: What is the playstyle on the server?

A: We take the game slowly and enjoy the immersive experience rather than rushing through it.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/7GFYeQRw to get started.

Q: Is there a world map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at http://75.119.148.21:8123/#.

PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	New Chunks Explored:	468007
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the one and only “best girl” in the game. She’s a pixelated goddess who will guide you through the world of blocks and mobs with her infinite wisdom and sass.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the bling you’ll have in your inventory with just a few clucks from this majestic creature.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Cactus Unicorn, a mythical creature rumored to roam the desert biome. Legend has it that whoever captures the Cactus Unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Best girl, Diamond Chickens, and Cactus Unicorns await you!