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AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Secret Passages Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7588
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	207
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	932
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Villages Defended:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	935311
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, Call, cheating death, close, close call, Craft, death-defying experience, facing death, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death situation, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, miraculous escape, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful to be alive, traumatic experience

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Void Armor Forged:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Animals Bred:	159
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	9835	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!