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Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ores Mined:	7003	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

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DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchantments Applied:	280	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	264	Secret Passages Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Votes:	7965	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4622
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	280	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Star Shards Collected:	151	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1997
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Chimeras Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Crops Grown:	5359	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!