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Timmie’s Epic Minecraft Server

Breakfast, Caffeine, canadian cuisine, Canadian culture, canadian restaurants, coffee, donuts, Double-Double, drive thru, Epic, fast food, Minecraft, morning routine, Server, Tim Hortons, tim hortons breakfast, Tim Hortons coffee, tim hortons donuts, tim hortons drive-thru, tim hortons menu, tim hortons timbits, timbits, Timmies

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons know how to break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion shop run by a talking llama who claims to be a wizard in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman who just wants to be your BFF.

So why are timmies like that fr fr? Because they haven’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for themselves! Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

Combat, combat ready, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, Previous thread, Ready, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT Archive, RWBY, RWBY discussion, RWBY Trash, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!

Crafty Falcom Server #2172

AI translations, Crafty, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Figure, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, nordics, Oath in Felghana, President of Falcom, releases, Server, Soundtrack, Toshihiro Kondo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, Updates, Ys

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are. We’ve got everything from giant pixel art statues of your favorite video game characters to secret underground bases filled with treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream).

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can build the craziest structure in a limited amount of time. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that they can proudly display in their virtual mansion (because who needs real trophies anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

Wednesday Night Minecraft SMP

9 o’clock, Booking, botches, Buzz, confusion, Delusion, discord gang, dynamite, Flippin, hype, Minecraft, night, Punches, Ratings, smp, snoozes, tired fans, TONY KHAN, Wednesday, Wednesday Night, Yawns

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Villages Defended:	7
Enchantments Applied:	177	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Animals Bred:	188	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Wednesday night Dynamite show – full of botches, snoozes, and yawns! Join Tony and his discord gang as they navigate through the confusion and delusion of our server. With low ratings and punches that are light, you’ll never have a dull moment. Get ready for some flippin’ fun and join us for a wild ride that’ll leave you saying, “What in the world did I just experience?” So come on and join the chaos, because who needs a good server when you can have a hilariously bad one instead!

TrollWars

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Join our Skyblock server – custom currencies, worlds, an adventure, dedicated staff team, and so much more! Skill progression, player level, lootboxes, events and other features that makes this experience on this server like no other. Joined YouTuber Boffy, come and check out our server and start grinding today!

ms.trollwars.net

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Youtubers

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	10

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAA1.MCMCMC.RU

Newbies Only Minecraft Server

Anons, discovery, embracing change, experimentation, Exploration, facing fears, fear, fear of failure, fear of the unfamiliar, fear of the unknown, Minecraft, Newbies, overcoming fear, personal growth, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, trying new activities, trying new adventures, trying new experiences, trying new hobbies, trying new things

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, sticking to the same old servers and never venturing out of your comfort zone? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster that will make you question your very existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the riches you’ll acquire with your very own Diamond Chicken by your side.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and discover a whole new world of excitement and absurdity? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to being a basic Minecraft player again.

Minecraft SMP – /f1/ Relentless Formula One General – Hibernation Edition

2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, Abu Dhabi win, Bottas, Countdown to Ricciardoland GP, Edition, f1, F1 Essentials, FantasyGP.com, Fernando Alonso, ferrari, FIA swearing punishment, Formula, Formula Autism, general, grid penalty., Hamilton, HIBERNATION, Hibernation Edition, Lap 7568, leclerc, mclaren, McLaren title bid, Mercedes farewell, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, norris, Piastri crash, Previous thread 146066145, RELENTLESS, Relentless Formula One General, Sainz, smp, Toto Wolff, verstappen, williams

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Ricciardoland GP, more twists and turns than a Nico Hülkenberg race, and more chaos than a Fernando Alonso win drought!

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through the WDC Standings where Verstappen is dominating like a pro, Norris is making McLaren proud, and Hamilton is saying goodbye with no more tears left to cry.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the WCC Standings where McLaren is taking home the constructors’ title for the first time since 1998, Ferrari is feeling the burn of a narrow loss, and Red Bull is serving up FIA swearing punishments like there’s no tomorrow.

And don’t forget about the WEC Standings where Perez is on fire, Hamilton is holding strong, and STR is making moves like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and plenty of grid penalties that may never be served. It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Alpine Pixelmon

Adventure, Alpine Pixelmon, Cities, Competitive Playerbase, Custom Storyline, Economy, Exploration, legendary pokemon, Minecraft, Parkour, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Quests, Regional forms, Repeatable Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Region

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

play.alpixelmon.com

Blocky Boy Minecraft Server

acceptance, blocky, Boy, Community, culture, Differences, Diversity, Gay, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, little boy, Minecraft, misconceptions, pdfile, Preferences, Self Discovery, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, shota, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old structures? Well, come join our server where things are anything but ordinary!

We have a community of players who are all about embracing their inner shota and living out their wildest fantasies. Whether you’re a gay PDFile or just someone who wants to be a little boy, this is the place for you.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shota love. Who knows, you might even find your shota soulmate here! So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your shota flag fly high!

””What happened here?”” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mines Excavated:	2162	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2696
Zombie Dances:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Well, let me tell you the tale of our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Picture this: a server where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where every block is made of cheese and the only way to survive is by building a fortress out of marshmallows.

But beware, for the land is also inhabited by a tribe of dancing llamas who challenge players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move on the weekends.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP if you’re ready for a server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world?