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Timmie’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons know how to break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion shop run by a talking llama who claims to be a wizard in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman who just wants to be your BFF.

So why are timmies like that fr fr? Because they haven’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for themselves! Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise!

TrumpCraft: IranPlotBoosted

Assassination, Boosted, danger, intelligence, investigation, iran, IranPlotBoosted, kill, national security, Plot, president, Protection, Risk, secret service, SECURITY, security detail, Target, threat, trump, Trumpcraft, united states, weeks ago

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so like, this server is so safe, even trump would feel secure here! like, we had to boost security because iran was tryna take him out in minecraft, can u believe it? but like, don’t worry, we got his back. come join our server and be protected from all the crazy plots out there. plus, we have the best parties, like, way better than the white house. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!

PvP but don’t cry when you lose! Join our 250×250 survival in 30 minutes – no vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	147.185.221.21:18698
Discord	https://discord.gg/vZYzbGbPjG
Version	1.21!!

Doing a survival with a really tiny world border, resources are scarce, so you better hurry up and get them. Maybe team up, maybe fight, it’s up to you.

Server begins 30 minutes after posting, so hurry up and join! Join the HighCraft Discord server for more events like this.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server start?	30 minutes after the post has been made.
What is the world border size?	The world border is tiny, making resources scarce and gameplay challenging.
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, you can choose to team up or fight other players as you wish.
How often do events like this occur?	Join the HighCraft Discord server for more information on upcoming events.

BlockyLife Minecraft Server

BlockyLife, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of the mundane, soul-sucking grind of everyday life? Do you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of boredom and monotony? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of normalcy!

Join our server and escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters – all without ever having to worry about the soul-crushing tedium of school or work.

Forget about staring at paint drying or running on a treadmill forever. On our server, the only thing you’ll be running from is a horde of zombies or a fiery dragon. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your wildest, most exciting Minecraft adventure today!

SuccessCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, advancement, asian race, collaboration, cultural exchange, Diversity, empowerment, equality, global impact, inclusion, leadership, Minecraft, opportunity, progress, race relations, racial harmony, Server, societal advancement, success, SuccessCraft, teamwork, Unity, white race

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the white race and the Asian race have teamed up to dominate the virtual world! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret potion that makes your character run faster than Usain Bolt on steroids. Zoom zoom, baby!

2. Our server is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest on our server, you will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a unicorn in Minecraft?

4. Our server is so advanced that we have a virtual reality mode where you can actually feel the heat of the lava and the chill of the ice biomes. It’s like Minecraft, but on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the most epic gaming alliance since Mario and Luigi. Let’s show the world that the white race and the Asian race are the ultimate Minecraft dream team!

WeddingCraft: No BYOW for Stepmom

000 wedding, 6’5, Beer, BYOW, Calm, Chardonnay, Cheap, cooler, expensive, Legality, liquor, open bar, outside alcohol, signature cocktails, specialty wine, step mother, stepmom, Unglued, Venue, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wine

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of your stepmom thinking she can just bring her own fancy Chardonnay to your wedding? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life weddings! Our open bar has unlimited virtual signature cocktails, beer, wine, and liquor – and guess what? You can bring your own Chardonnay and no one will bat an eye!

We have a special virtual venue where you can throw a $65,000 wedding without breaking the bank. And don’t worry about legality – in our Minecraft world, you can bring in as much outside alcohol as you want (as long as it’s virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life wedding drama behind! Plus, you never know when a virtual stepmom might try to sneak in some virtual wine in her virtual purse – it’s all part of the fun!

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

blockcraft, Climax, Communication, Connection, desire, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, mutual pleasure, Passion, physical connection, Pleasure, role-play, romance, satisfaction, Server, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world shake and quake like never before? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers, guaranteed to make you scream with excitement (and maybe a little bit of fear).

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Our community is full of players who are always ready to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

So, what’s one thing you always do during sex? Well, on our server, you’ll be doing things you never thought possible in Minecraft. Get ready to unleash your inner blocky beast and conquer the virtual world like a true legend. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

BlockBusterLaughs

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	120436	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a comedian in disguise! Join us for non-stop laughter and hilarious antics as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From epic prank wars to spontaneous dance parties, this server is guaranteed to have you in stitches 24/7. So come on, join the funniest Minecraft server in the universe and let the laughter never end!

Blocky Kremlin Minecraft Server

blocky, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, detained, detention, eastern europe, filter, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, occupied regions, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Special Units, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9994	Players Killed by Monsters:	2384
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have moscow special units filtering out all the ukrainians in the game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CraftyCaptives: FemSoldierFrenzy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN HOSTAGE FAMILIES ARE RELEASIN’ PHOTOS OF 5 FEMALE SOLDIERS FROM EARLY DAYS OF CAPTIVITY JUST TO GET A TASTE OF DA ACTION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! THESE SOLDIERS WERE PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER WHEN THEY GOT KIDNAPPED AND NOW THEIR FAMILIES WANNA JOIN TOO! IF THAT AIN’T A SIGN OF A GOOD TIME, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

EchoCraft: Singing with Myself

(Audio), creativity, echo, echocraft, harmonising, History, innovation, invention, Layering, Music, Musical, overdubbing, Performance, production, recording, singing, Sound, Studio, Technique, Technology, vocals

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	128
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	680	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, yo. It’s like a party up in here, with pigs flying and creepers breakdancing.

We got diamond blocks growing on trees and villagers doing the cha-cha slide.

One time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of cake.

And don’t even get me started on the time a group of players teamed up to defeat a dragon with nothing but wooden pickaxes.

Join us on dis server and let’s make some memories that will make you say, “Wait, did that really happen?”