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DroneDramaCraft

@strange man, aerial shot, aita, chewing out, Confrontation, drone flying, drone guy, DroneDramaCraft, fenced backyard, Gaslighting, heated moment, justified anger, lying.., pissed off, privacy invasion, privacy violation, real estate listing, remote rural neighborhood, sketchy behavior

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Votes:	6448

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and doesn’t send drones to spy on you? Look no further than our server! We promise not to hover over your virtual house and take pix without your consent. Plus, our community is full of players who will have your back if anyone tries to pull a drone stunt on you.

Join now and experience the thrill of building and exploring without the fear of being spied on by sketchy drone operators. Our server is a safe space for all players, where gaslighting and lying are strictly prohibited (unless it’s all in good fun, of course). So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without any unwanted aerial surveillance!

CraftyTime SMP

artistic endeavors, CraftyTime, Creative pursuits, fitness goals, hobby, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness practices, outdoor adventures, Passion projects., personal interests, productivity tips, Relaxation, self-care, skill development, smp, stress relief, time constraints, Time management, Wellness routines, Wishful thinking, work-life balance

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	2830	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
New Chunks Explored:	313348	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chimeras Created:	4

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Animals Bred:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8307
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Items Found:	7835	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Void Armor Forged:	22

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5456

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Potions Brewed:	108
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!