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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2656	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground base where the admins are all wizards who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a magical unicorn horn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Subnautica Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Towns Built:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and not take yourself too seriously! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

3. Our community events include epic llama races, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like a golden carrot or a stack of slime blocks.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000 and Unbreaking 100. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Potions Brewed:	74	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Shit Hole Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7251
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where living in this shithole is actually the best decision you’ll ever make! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!

2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!

3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?

Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5171	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the mushrooms are so lit that even non-drug users are tempted to vote in a cucked state just to experience the madness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, some seriously trippy mushrooms that will blow your mind. Join us now and see why everyone is talking about this epic Minecraft SMP!

Hug Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with bling-bang-bang-born adventures, where you’ll discover the true meaning of sweet magic and get lost in the mesmerizing world of Meconopsis.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean wave party live event and get drenched in air as you dance your heart out to the catchy tunes of pop stars and summertime hits. And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive VR dance-off where you can show off your moves and compete for the title of ultimate dancer.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the fantastical world of フタリボシ and embark on a journey through the whimsical land of ないない. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the mysterious Tabi No Tochuu and uncover the secrets of the violet realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. And don’t forget to check out Ina’s AmiAmi affiliate link for some awesome merch to enhance your gaming experience. See you in the game!

Be me in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

>Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of gambling without the risk of STDs!

>Imagine building your dream base while also hitting the jackpot in our virtual casino!

>Who needs a social life when you can be the richest player on the server by winning big in our custom gambling mini-games?

>Forget about relationships, join our SMP and let the blocks be your true love!

>Don’t miss out on the chance to block that girl who touched your junk and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4276	Emeralds Found:	1454
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6932

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take dice poker to a whole new level! Forget building and mining, we’re all about the thrill of the game here. Join us for epic dice poker tournaments where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be made of pixels). So if you’re ready to test your luck and skill in a game of chance, join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be mining is victory!

Minecraft SMP: / Stable Diffusion General /

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Cats in Space edition Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Our server is out of this world, quite literally. We have cats floating around in space, mining for diamonds and building epic space stations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of alien llamas who trade rare items for space cheese. Yes, you heard that right, space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

Join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are non-stop. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure. See you in space, fellow Minecrafters!

Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Animals Bred:	183	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is more cooked than a Thanksgiving turkey! With a sample data that’s more skewed than a funhouse mirror, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for R+1 samples in PA, R+3 samples in NC and WI, R+4 samples in AZ, R+5 samples in GA, and even D+0.6 samples in MI and D+1.5 samples in NV. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more political drama than a reality TV show. So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself!