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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6249 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Animals Bred: | 182 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.
And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.
So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!