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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4153 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.