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  • CraftyAnxietyManiPulator

    CraftyAnxietyManiPulator
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 2554
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6002 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trey’s fake anxiety attacks? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like Trey’s antics in school.

    We promise a unique experience where you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when Trey suddenly starts hyperventilating in class for attention. Will you be the one to give him sympathy, or will you call him out for his shenanigans?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like when Trey’s anxiety attacks mysteriously disappear when he’s not seeking attention. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everything – just like the time Trey’s dramatic outburst at dinner left everyone speechless.

    So come on over and join our server for a drama-filled adventure that’s crazier than Trey’s fake anxiety! You won’t regret it… or will you? 😉

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  • BookwormSMP – Lifechanging

    BookwormSMP – Lifechanging
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 612
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 148
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

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    Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where instead of reading books, you can live out your wildest literary fantasies!

    Imagine diving into the pages of your favorite book and battling monsters alongside your favorite characters. Want to join Harry Potter in a game of Quidditch? Done. How about fighting dragons with Bilbo Baggins? Easy peasy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a secret library filled with enchanted books that can give you special powers and abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan or have super strength like Hercules? Just grab a book and watch the magic happen.

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind literary Minecraft SMP. Who needs real books when you can live them instead?

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  • Gr8fulPixel

    Gr8fulPixel
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 7248
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 263 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

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    Are you grateful for the tiniest block in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret world where everything is shrunken down to the size of a baby chicken! Imagine battling giant spiders that are now the size of ants, or building a tiny house that fits in the palm of your hand! Join us for the ultimate tiny adventure and see just how small you can be grateful for!

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  • 🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server

    🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 2343
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1049 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Towns Built: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

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    The server has 3 unique modes:

    ⭐POLITICAL is a unique mode in which you can found YOUR city and recruit people there!

    ✅ City upgrades are very diverse. The city’s buildings are divided into 6 branches: Civil, Economic, Military, Technological, State and Production. Each branch has a wide variety of buildings (they need to be built and improved using resources and game coins), which will give your city and your residents different bonuses and advantages.

    ✅In addition to upgrading buildings, the city needs to upgrade Centuries of Development in order to gain access to new crafts and technologies. So, for example, in the last “Atomic” century, residents of your city will have access to crafting firearms!

    ✅Also, each city needs to choose its own religion and form of government. They are all different and give different bonuses. Be careful – some religions and forms of government cannot be changed!

    I would like to note that there is quite a lot of PVP content on the server:

    ⚔In automatic mode, tournaments are held every day for city residents. There are 2 types:

    PVP tournaments (There are 3 types: daily, weekly and mystical). To participate, the Mayor of your city must submit an application for participation at the start of the tournament in the chat, after which city residents will be able to sign up for it). What is this tournament? Residents of eight cities will fight against each other in the same arena. Each resident will have two lives; if you die, you will immediately appear in the same arena and will be able to continue fighting until you run out of lives. City residents who kill everyone else will receive various rewards.

    SPLEEF tournaments – well, everything is simple here, city residents will play a game that is familiar to everyone. And again, the city residents who are the last to remain will receive various rewards.

    ⚔There is a PVP location “Outpost”, in which various chests with resources constantly spawn at a certain time, BOSSES spawn (for killing them you get their hearts. Whoever collects the most hearts in a month will receive good bonuses).

    ⚔There are duels – by writing the command /pvp, you will queue up for a duel. When someone else writes this command, you will be teleported to a random place in the world. IMPORTANT, you will not be able to write this command if you are not wearing diamond or netherite armor.

    ⚔And of course, city wars and raids on them.

    ❤️ Friends – believe me, this is only a SMALL part of everything that is in this mode. Come in to view all the delights of our server!

    ⭐GTA RolePlay – This is a game in real life. Here you can get sick if you walk in the rain without an umbrella, break your leg if you fall from a great height, or get poisoned if you eat something expired. You will need to earn a living, buy a phone, an apartment, a car, clothes, get an education and then join one of 6 factions: Army, Police, City Hall, Media, Hospital, Mafia. In each faction, you will need to complete various tasks to improve your position and increase your salary. Everything is built on the interaction of players through RolePlay (if you don’t know what this is, don’t worry, faction leaders and their assistants will definitely teach you!). Also, all stores on the server are businesses that you can buy and receive income from sales!

    Be careful – PvP is enabled throughout the city (available from level 3), but this does not mean that you can just kill civilians!

    Everyone often asks: where to start playing?

    – It’s very simple, start with quests! After completing them, you will get acquainted with the server, learn the things you need and be able to comfortably continue playing on the server!

    ✨Vanilla survival is a unique mode where you can earn DONAT currency yourself – DINAR!

    For dinars you can buy various items, improvements, protection from pvp, cosmetics, runes, change the color of your nickname, buy DONAT cases and even pay extra for your DONAT.

    Well, briefly about the most important thing:

    ✅ No griefing, your building will not be broken

    ✅ No creativity – no donation trash

    ✅ Duels 1vs1 and clan wars 2vs2,3vs3,4vs4,8vs8 and 10vs10

    ✅ Magic runes that give bonuses to characteristics

    ✅ Battle pass with unique tasks and rewards!

    ✅ System of punishments for leaving PvP; whoever leaves the game dies!

    ✅ A large number of works

    ✅ Unique warp system for players!

    POLIT3.TTP.SU

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  • Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server

    Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 3264
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more memes than a Reddit thread, and more chaos than a herd of Endermen in a stronghold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

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  • Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

    Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 5148
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 41
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

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  • HolyCraftGoneRogue

    HolyCraftGoneRogue
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 4152
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Emeralds Found: 4877
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Animals Bred: 132 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

    So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

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  • FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

    FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 8637
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Farms Harvested: 173 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Emeralds Found: 3008
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

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  • Help Me Minecraft Server

    Help Me Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 4400
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

    Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

    So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

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  • The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

    The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 3696
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 282 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4019 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Zombie Dances: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 22

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

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