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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9128 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
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