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CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crops Grown:	6023
Animals Bred:	56	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	202	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	190	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6405	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	136	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!